Sunday, January 25, 2015

Lovable Space Muppet At Home in Skye


Scotland now has a mysterious phenomena to rival the Loch Ness Monster as E.T has been sighted in a tree trunk.

The movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was released by Steven Spielberg in 1982 and surpassed Star Wars to become the highest grossing film of all time.

The lovable alien, known as E.T., entered the hearts of movie-goers around the world - but now he has also entered a tree in Scotland.
Hotel owner Billy Harley, who runs the Uig Hotel on the Isle of Skye, found the amazing image of the wrinkly alien inside the trunk of a tree he was chopping to make firewood.

He said: "The weather has got a lot colder in the last week and I was getting some additional logs ready to keep the place warm for our guests.

"I put the chainsaw through a trunk and there was ET staring back at me. I phoned home and my wife brought a camera out to take some pictures."

"We're not quite sure what to do now. We could turn ET into a coffee table or a bar stool maybe."

The Uig Hotel is a popular destination for visitors to the Isle of Skye. The Harley family are now hoping that they'll attract more visitors to the island.

just another sign of the times

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Bingo to Bango to Bilko


"My philosophy about race relations is that I'm the man and I'll set my own patterns in life. I don't rely on anyone else's opinions. I look at a man as a human being; I don't care about his color. Some people feel that because you are black you will never be treated fairly, and that you should voice your opinions, be militant about them. I don't feel this way. You can't convince a fool against his will... 
If a man doesn't like me because I'm black, that's fine. 
I'll just go elsewhere, but I'm not going to let him 
change my life."


Mr. Cub, Ernie Banks has passed away at age 83.  I never saw him play, but man I've heard about him.  In the 1950s, he was the equivalent to an Ozzie Smith or Yankee captain Derek Jeter, from the sports clips that I've watched, of his talent at short.

I'm sure that the Chicago Cubs will do something nice in his honor at Wrigley this year, maybe have a winning season; it will be impressive, just as Mr. Banks himself always was.

The reference I make in the title of this post, is to the way  Cubs announcer Bert Wilson referred to the Banks-Baker-Bilko double play combination: "Bingo to Bango to Bilko".  In 1954, Banks' double play partner during his official rookie season was Gene Baker, the second Cubs black player. Banks and Baker roomed together on road trips and became the first all-black double-play combination in major league history.  

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

"The Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend"


One key to solving the ISIS crisis is hunkered down in the presidential palace in Damascus, and his name is Bashar al-Assad.  

In my opinion, it is high time to re-evaluate our country's relationship with Syria, and with its President, Bashar al-Assad.

Doing so, would accomplish TWO very important, international matters, maybe more:
First, and most immediately, our two countries could intensify the fight against ISIS, ISIL, al-Qaeda, whatever it's name is today; and I believe that co-operating with Assad would eventually force out Iran's evil, detrimental influence on that country.

As a matter of fact, Syria is the home of thousands of Christians and Jews still, unbelievably; our stability and influence would help those folks remain alive, awhile longer, with no fear of ISIS beheadings for apostasy, away from the Satanic Islam.

Secondly, we would join with the Russians in their support of Syria.  And need I say more here, for the renewed, warm friendship with the Russians and Vladimir Putin?

Russians feel that America's abandoned them, leading them to go to the Chinese for help.

We need the Russian people to westernize, which they mostly want,
rather than 'easternize', believe me.
They, as a people, are much more European than Asian, and far more forward thinking, more 'progressive' (heaven forbid that term), than we can imagine. The Russians thirst for freedom, like the freedoms that we Americans feel, like those which we know.  
And Vladimir Putin is NOT that idealistic towards Communism, IMHO.  He recognizes the importance and the value (to his reputation) of freedom and of capitalism.

Siding with Syria in their war against ISIS Muslims, America could accomplish so many goals with that one act- - - not the least of which could be, an easing of Syrian tensions with ISRAEL.
Historians will agree that in the past, America has been friends with both Israel and some of Israel's enemies, with successes:  Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Egypt.

Why not add Syria, and eventually Lebanon to that list, with U.S. support for those dictators?
Those 'controlled' dictators?

For the past seven years, America has evaded Islamic terrorism on our shores, because of our tacit and tactical support of those Islamic terrorists, in Syria, in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Yemen, and in Iran NOW.

See what that stupid policy has gotten us?

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Behead the Coach



In a rare admission of failure, White House spokesweasel Josh Earnest conceded that the administration made a mistake by not sending any high-profile official to the anti-terror solidarity rally in France, which caused people around the world to wonder just whose side Barack Obama is on.

Happily, any confusion was cleared up on Wednesday when, just after Al-Qaeda's branch in Yemen took credit for the bloody Charlie Hebdo terror strikes in Paris, the Obama administration announced that they were releasing five Yemeni terror suspects from Gitmo.

For those of you scoring at home, this means the radical Islamic terrorists lost three players in Paris last week but picked up five players from Barry this week - putting them ahead on the scoreboard by two.

When asked about the seemingly insane timing of the prisoner release, Barack Obama said...
well, he didn't say anything, because he's not letting anyone get close enough to ask questions.

Besides, he's far too busy trotting around the country pushing free community college and free high speed Internet to talk about his newly-free terrorists.


Friday, January 16, 2015

Little Dead Riding Hood

Jonbenet Ramsey would be 24 years old today.







Justice Is Served~

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond




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zo s,yoyrf pg oyt s;;  zzz o,kidy yotrf pg yjr ni;;dojy py qoje88cao, flimze child5 diamond, deel0 n.

Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile on many more layers and i'll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph,
And sail on the steel breeze.
Come on you boy child, you winner and loser,
Come on you miner for truth and delusion, and shine!

Pink Floyd - Dogs

Delay Denied for Degenerate, D-Joker
Dream On

A federal judge on Wednesday denied a request to push back the trial of alleged Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who’d requested a delay after last week’s terrorist attacks in France.

In his order, U.S. District Judge George O’Toole wrote that his “detailed review of juror questionnaires has so far confirmed, rather than undermined, my judgment that a fair and impartial jury can and will be chosen to determine the issues in this case.”

Tsarnaev is accused of plotting with his brother and carrying out an attack near the finish line of the Boston Marathon that killed three people, wounded more than 260 and spurred a massive manhunt that terrorized the city for days in mid-April, 2013.





Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Here's The Challenge:


I've had a mental block for over a week (did you notice?).  So last night, I 'googled' random topic generator', and was directed to http://writingexercises.co.uk/firstlinegenerator.php .
Here's what I saw there:




By clicking on the bar, a simple sentence is generated in the empty space.  What I intend to do here is to click the bar three (3) times, and generate a whole blog post therefrom.  I will go first; if you are up to the challenge, do the same at your blog, and leave a link to your blog in my comments, at this post.  Let's GO~!

"He looked at his phone, turned pale, then quickly left the room. She watched him, smiling."  The message which the President read could only have come from the Commander of the European NATO forces, and that message might have said "Just give us the word, Sir, and we'll send in massive Air cover to that Benghazi outpost.  Waiting your Executive decision, Sir."  The President's immediate disappearance from the White House Situation Room was secretly, very good news for her, and so, the Secretary of State smiled.

"The old photos made her conscious of her age, of how much time had passed - and of what an interesting life she'd had."  It had been a life of controversy, some pundits would describe, but they didn't know the first thing about all of it.  She'd very carefully crafted and micromanaged every minute detail, even having a child with that philandering hustler from Hope.  Is there Hope in Arkansas?  There could be, if she played her cards, and also his, very carefully.  Her best quality, nobody would ever know:  How to manipulate hundreds of people's lives through deception and money even murder perhaps, to reach her own, personal goal:  To be the most glorious female leader in the history of the entire world.  The mere fact that she had actually only ever been a bystander-witness to history and nothing more, reached only a few perceptive minds around the United States.  And who were they, compared to her and her feigned glory?

"Spare some change please?"  That phrase became the daily mantra of literally tens of millions of Americans, after the Crash of 2015.  The financial crisis, orchestrated by her well-placed friends and minions throughout the government, meant that the average American, who once lived comfortably within the 'middle class' or better, now had worthless, deflated dollars in their pockets, and nothing at all in savings accounts.  After all, the banks which were "too big to fail", turned out to be "too big not to bail out".  Her lobbyists urged and paid their legislators to enact vapid Banking Regulations which consumed all savings that were held by banks nationwide-- with the bona-fide, iron-clad promise, 
that once Hillary was elected to the nation's highest office, your funds would be promptly,
assuredly returned, with nominally taxed interest, backed by the former United States.

See you in 2017, Hillary.

Other compositions need not be so hateful.  I guess I still have a ways to go, I don't feel like this was the mental laxative I'd hoped it would be~

Monday, January 12, 2015

It's Now A Palate Cleanser: The Xylophone, Kazoo and Orchestra Jazz Piece

Mike, A blogger Friend,  at the "Lower Kansas Gazette" blog,
offered me his version of "THE WORST MUSIC VIDEO- EVER".

He's right.  It can be found here, I'm NOT blogging it:

The "Three Second Rule"

Wow, uh horrib luh, blashvomitgehm=== I wish I had steak knives to ram into my ears.Really~

Instead, here is a dizzy, aimless, and gentle little attempt at Jazz music, performed on a xylophone and accompanied by a clever Kazoo and orchestra, which will help your day go better, after you've upchucked last nights dinner, after listening to Lisa Gail Allred's vain attempt to
achieve trailer-trash-dom.

What a novel idea~! I Love this now!!



See How Minds Can Change, Instantly?
 I Love Mickey Xylophone Music.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Jazz Music for Xylophone, Kazoo, Accordians and Orchestra


Now, my ears really hurt~!

Unpleasant at any , uhm, uh, wow that  was  bad.  Jeemenie,
Wow Awful. That was bad.

Listen to this at the risk of wasting nearly three minutes 
of your life~

It's jazz xylophone and Kazoo, accordians and saxaphones and trumpet,
circa 1926 to 1935, the Speakeasy era.
The central melody can't even be detected, just like the exits....

Presenting, The Worst Music I've Ever Heard:



Friday, January 9, 2015

Living From Paycheck To ???


He wrote-a-975-million-divorce-check-to his ex-wife- she rejected it.


I was sitting in the Choctaw Hospital's Family Practice waiting room this morning, awaiting a nurse to call my name (I have a sinus infection and ear ache), when I saw the news on
CBS' Morning Show:

The ex-wife of Oklahoma billionaire, Harold Hamm, has cashed his settlement check, in the amount of $974,790,317.77, after first threatening an appeal to her divorce proceedings settlement.  

974 Million dollars....  Who the hell would turn that down??


Ex-wife Sue Ann Arnall did, at first.
She's deposited the check now, as of this writing.
So is that all the story?  Gold-digger hits Jackpot?

NOT from my point of view~  
For you see, I grew up friends with the ex-wife, Sue Ann Arnall
in Poteau, Ok.


She was a 1974 graduate of Pot. High School, and attended the First Baptist Church, where I knew her from.  She's like ten years older than me; I am better acquainted with her little brother, Olan Arnall.
Sue Ann and Olan have an older sister too, but I don't remember that sibling very much.

What makes Sue Ann memorable to me, before hearing her name this morning on CBS' Morning Show, is the memory of how oddly both her parents "died".


Her mother Ina Arnall went missing and was never, ever found; rumors grew rampant and spread like wild fire about the whodunit-- But Sue Ann's father, Henry Arnall was a bigwig in LeFlore County government, as well as my Sunday School teacher, so of course, he was both the first, best, and the least likely suspect, 
all at the same time.

About six years after Ina Arnall disappeared, without a single trace, her father Henry committed suicide, it is widely suspected, theorized, by steering his vehicle into the path of an oncoming 18-wheeler, on well known and accepted- treacherous Arkansas Hwy 71.


Both deaths (?) stunned the residents of Poteau, of LeFlore County,  and everyone felt over-flowing compassion on the Arnall's three orphaned children, fearing for their sanity and their futures.


NOT anymore.  I'll bet that the next reunion of the Class of '74
Pot High graduates will be an event not to miss~!

IMMEDIATE UPDATE:
WHEW!!  "AS THE WORLD TURNS" 
never got to this point!

Now comes another Pot High graduate, and Sue Ann's attorney, the genius attorney Ron Barber, Tulsa, to explain that "... temporary, post-trial market conditions are not relevant," 
Ron Barber, one of Arnall's lawyers, said in a Dec. 31 e-mail. "Commodity prices was only one of many factors involved. Looking at selected factors over a very limited time frame is meaningless."


Ronny Barber is another LeFlore county locust.

HEYYEH, LOCAL MALCONTENGENT:
WHAT DO YOU WANT MOST,
FOR YOUR 46th BIRTHDAY?


I'd like to hear "Entry of the Gladiators" played on a calliope, with Cherubs and milkweeds on it,



as I chow down on three Sonic-Drive In Super Sonic Cheesburgers with hickory sauce, no lettuce, and large orders of Tater Tots, and a single Cherry Coke,

then watch the Dallas Cowboys beat Green Bay, with my pants unbuttoned.


If it's not too much to ask, I'd like to watch the funniest Three Stooges comedy, then watch two turtles mating; then a chimpanzee roller skating, some UFOs,

Zerobama getting egged, 

then discover some buried gold treasure in my backyard, from the Confederate army. 
and ~I wish Dillon was here with me to celebrate~.

Aren't you sorry now, you asked~!??  I'm 46 on Sunday.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

You Assimilate or We Annihilate


Islam is like a form of deadly, spreading cancer in a body.
If the body and its' other, healthy parts want to survive,
the cancer must be removed, by any means.

By Any Means.

Keeping Islam at bay need not be an inhumane option, despite what the US media may tell you; the concept of 'tough love' even comes into play in this situation:  To annihilate all the followers of radical Islam by swift death would not be a pleasant, or a viable option.  That sounds so much like what the Nazis did to the Jews in 1930s Germany.  Like what the Turks did to the Armenians too, 100 years ago this year.  


Put them onto planes and get them out of France, out of England, out of Norway and Sweden, the United States, and back to Somalia and Yemen and Pakistan, IF Muslims do not choose to totally adopt the established ways of the hosting country.  
~With the best wishes for their futures:  don't come trying to change our country, our culture; go back and change yours.

This B.S. called "multi-culturism" is brought to you, brought to me, to us by minority, neo-liberals who are so short-sighted, so narrow minded, who believe that "our cultural norms and beliefs must also be theirs, because everyone must be just like me, a believer in the Utopia that can be achieved."

Wrong.  So wrong.  So misguided.



Yet it is never wrong wanting to encourage and perpetuate peace within the borders of the country one finds him/her self.

Perhaps this example will be helpful:  I have both a Muslim friend from Pakistan, who came to America to better himself, and then I had a full blood Choctaw employee at the McAlester casino, who is a radical, Choctaw First adherent.   The Pakistani man whose name is Mohammad, came here to America, to Oklahoma in order to find peace, make money and raise his family.  I look forward to seeing him whenever I can, at the small convenience store chain (2 stores) he owns in McAlester.  He is always a breath of fresh air, always funny, congenial.

The other man in this example was a slot tech at the casino who never missed any opportunity to put down our White, or our Black employees, or even our 'thin-blood' Choctaw native employees.
In those days at the casino, I thanked God that I only had to put up with 'Nathan' only four hours, two days a week--- Because those eight total hours were so unpleasant and ugly, being around him.
  
Nathan was fired finally, exactly because of his overt racism by way of guest complaints, but only after months of internal, fellow associate-complaints against his superiority class comments.
We sent him away.  Back to whatever backwoods, inbred hole Nathan came from.  And that is what the world also should do with Muslims who do not choose to assimilate and make nice.

In the present case, if Removal to their ancestral lands is followed, the host countries and their governments will undoubtedly be slandered as "RACISTS".  We ought to be able to withstand that empty accusation from the flower-power crowd.  After all, this crowd is already enough of a problem, without having to also contend with factional fighting with uninvited, outside groups.  The Liberals insist that we 'embrace their (Islamic) Hate' in order to create a better world.

Until hateful, murderous gangs come for the Libs, Utopians....

Move them all, for free, back home, to change their own cultures first, before coming into ours.

"Uninfringed"


hat tip, facebook friend Greg Aydt.  

People with guns kill people, just as people in cars kill people.  Both guilty parties are brain damaged.
Or soul damaged.

I remember hearing a sarcastic call for abolishing knives, because of stabbing deaths too.

HeyJackass.com reports that hundred within that city are murdered each year, with the nation's harshest, strictest gun laws.  

You know what would begin to prevent more murders each year, than more gun laws??
An expidited death penalty.  Simple as that.  Convicted? You die within 1 year, too.

Or your mommy and daddy are executed for your crime.  Now that's a bold solution to gun violence~!