Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Remember the Big March, 2015, Ice Storm?

... Winter Storm Warning remains in effect from noon today to
midnight CST tonight...

A Winter Storm Warning is in effect... For the following counties...
 * in Oklahoma... Pushmataha,  Le Flore and Latimer.


 *  In Arkansas...
   Crawford, Sebastian and Franklin.

Hazardous weather...
 * rain will expand across eastern Oklahoma and northwest Arkansas
   tonight early this morning. The rain will transition to freezing
   rain... sleet... and finally snow late this afternoon and
   evening... as cold air moves into the region behind a cold front.
   Wintry precipitation will persist into Wednesday night before
   tapering off from northwest to southeast.
 * Around 3 to 6 inches of snow and sleet accumulation and a half
   inch or less of ice accumulation is expected from noon today to
   midnight CST tonight. Higher terrain areas should see the greatest
   accumulations and impacts from the wintry precipitation... with
   slightly higher snow and sleet totals in those areas.

Impacts...
 * travel will become very hazardous or impossible.
Power outages
 * are likely to be widespread in many areas.
Precautionary/preparedness actions...
 * delay travel and stay home if possible until conditions improve. This will be a dangerous storm from the perspective of life preservation. This could be a very serious condition.  Take precautions.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

facebook blackout
UPDATE: INSTEAD, A WIPEOUT

suddenly, last summer.

Facebook is hacked, downed like a springtime flowering tree bud, cut off by a weird week of extra-wintry weather, truly unknown before this moment, until the beginnings of time~~.

this has never before happened, Face Book slammed into the Pavement Book, like this...
it might leave a socially, long-lasting mark~

Sorry, whirlwind in Washington, and sorry, careless in Colorado:  you're on your own fer now,

signed,
Overpaid in Oklahoma

UPDATE:
Facebook has seen fit to delete my page over there, for whatever reason.  I am not unhappy, since Facebook is known to comply completely with the National Security Agency, "another known malcontent", bent upon disrupting the lives of real Americans, like me.




Facebook 





sucked anyway, it was a pain in the ass to juggle it into my lifestyle, 
so I do not miss it.
Zuckerberg has made his billions, why should he worry about little ol' me?  Not that I fault him for that - and in fact, there are billions of ways around his/the Feds free, little online data feed,
called FaceBook.  

You should beware of ANY huge govern-ment like ours, headed by a slick, snake-oil salesman named Obama, who hates you anyways, looking into your freely-offered lives via FaceBook.... they, neither Zerobama nor Zuckerberg are good, decent people.  

Monday, March 2, 2015

The First Ever Photograph of Light, as Both Wave and Particle



This will become the most famous photograph ever, certainly so far, the most significant.
Showing the dual qualities of light.  I think this is really something!!

From (Phys.org)—Light behaves both as a particle and as a wave. Since the days of Einstein, scientists have been trying to directly observe both of these aspects of light at the same time. Now, scientists at EPFL have succeeded in capturing the first-ever snapshot of this dual behavior.

Friday, February 27, 2015

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER,
LEONARD NIMOY, aka MR. SPOCK

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/star-trek-star-leonard-nimoy-dies-83/story?id=29274628

Leonard Nimoy: 'Star Trek' Star Dead at 83

Leonard Nimoy, known for his iconic character Mr. Spock on "Star Trek," has died,
ABC News has confirmed via the actor's granddaughter. He was 83.

Nimoy, who played first officer to William Shatner's Captain Kirk on the Starship Enterprise on NBC-TV and movies, died Friday morning in Bel-Air, California, his granddaughter Madeleine Nimoy confirmed to ABC News today,

The 6th Most Iconic, Most Memorable TV character, of all time.


His son Adam told the Associated Press
that he died of end-stage chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.


Dear Ambassador Spock of Vulcan,
Well done, thou good and faithful servant"; and welcome into the hallowed grounds of Heaven~!
Mr. Spock has died.  Leornard Nimoy, the best-known star of "Star Trek", has died.
Live Long and Prosper, Mr. Spock, Mr. Nimoy~!



Thursday, February 26, 2015

Don't Let the Demonic Democrats Near You, Or Influence You


What an inspirational story here, sans a Democratic-Promoted abortion:



Under any Democratic ruler, this baby girl would've been aborted, despite her possibility to achieve greatness, despite her possibility to inspire, 

a quirk which a majority of elected 
Democrats lack~ !

Life In A Bucket

Mama, Please Don't Condemn Me to
Only Life in A Dixie Cup!?
Please,Mama, Please?


2015 American Values:  Democrats LOVE Killing "Fetal Germs",
Which Could Grow Up 2B Retarded Conservatives


((note: In an ongoing effort to keep my little bloggie, "The Local, Lovable Malcontent", viable under the new and draconian regulations implemented by the FCC overlords, I am continuing with ONLY PRESENTING THE HAPPY NEWS, ABOUT AMERICA.))

This is the lame, Liberal-think, God-is-Dead, web-neutrality, Obama supported, Hillary endorsed::

WARNING:  PHOTOS, VIDEO of Dead, PRO-LIFE Advocates,
Let's All Kill Our Children in the Womb~!
None of whom would be conservative-voters today,  AHEAD, BELOW:

https://vimeo.com/104989302



Let's take a moment to look at the Bright side of Infanticide, aka Abortion:

Celebrate Death with Barack 0bama~!

Celebrate Death with Nancy Pelosi~!



*******************************************************************************
Well, that says it all. The sanctioned murder of our children by the Democratic Party of America tells us that our future is indeed in the yet-unborn-hands, and in the wombs of Conservative Women, who choose to love and birth their babies:


Hillary {Positive}

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Here are ALL the positive things, which can be said about Democratic candidate for President, 
Mr. Hillary Clinton:

  • Mother of one seriously homely child:  Chelsea (Claude) Jefferson Clinton-Mezvinsky
  • Flew more than 1 Million miles around the globe as Secretary of State, claimed "an accomplishment"
  • Unindicted co-conspirator, Kill-Bill Group
  • Uncredited author, Kill Bill movie script
  • Worked For, and Wrote love letters to Saul Alinsky,  a recognized, Chicago JOOO-hating JOOO
  • Loves riding bicycles along dusty, dirt roads
  • Your 70-year old Granny

 

Many Thanks, Marvin C. Stone


((note:  In an ongoing effort to keep my little bloggie, "The Local, Lovable Malcontent", viable under the new and draconian regulations implemented by the FCC overlords, I am continuing with ONLY PRESENTING THE HAPPY NEWS, ABOUT AMERICA.))

Why don't you know who Marvin C. Stone is?  You will likely use one of his most valuable inventions today, or at least sometime this week.  Did you know that?
That's probably because like me, you are another stupid American, maybe even another non-white, non-Hispanic, non-Ivy League University graduate, maybe even a dangerous 'Conservative', and therefore unable to use the Internet or gain knowledge in a responsible manner.


"Mar Vin Stone, Suuuper Genius.  Oh, I do like the sound of that."

    Drinking straws represent one of the oldest eating utensils ever made, but its popularity only came with the industrial revolution of 1800s, introduction of rye grass straw, and later industrial produced paper straws. Its ability to transfer a beverage from its container, via short tube to the user's mouth provided some clear benefits in some cases when drinking directly from containers is not desirable or effective. Also, one of the most deciding factors that gave the drinking straw the popularity that it has today was fashion and eating tradition that came in 19th century Europe and United States.

    If we look back in history we can find out that some of the earliest drinking straws were created over 5000 years ago! In the ruins of the Sumerian cities and tombs, archaeologists managed to find straws made from gold and the precious stone lapis lazuli. These expensive, 3000BC artifacts can give us the proof that the more simple designs were used far earlier than that, most probably created from carved wood or natural hollow plants. According to one kook scientist, Sumerians used straws to drink their beer which was prepared in very simple fermentation cases that forced the solid byproducts to sink to the bottom, and leave drinkable fluid on top. On the other side of the world, in Argentina, natives used drinking straws for several thousand years. Their simple wooden designs were later on adapted in metallic device called "bombilla" which serves as both straw and sieve for drinking tea.

     In the 1800s, the fashion of drinking from cheap and easily created rye grass straws came into popularity, but their weak structure prevented them to be used in prolonged sessions (water would quickly turned them to mush). Dissatisfied with the current state of drinking straws, American inventor Marvin C. Stone created first model of modern drinking straw in 1888. Coming from the industry of cigar making he came to idea to wrap the paper around the pencil and applied thin layer of glue. Soon he refined his manufacturing process by creating automated machine that produced straws that wouldn't lose their glue even in stronger alcoholic beverages.
From that point on, drinking straws remained in constant popularity (especially after the Joseph Friedman's invention of bendy straws in 1937), and many interesting designs were created during the
last 50 years. This trend started during 1960s when plastic enabled fast and cheap creation of drinking straws. Even though plastic straws can be reused, this was not practiced much and large quantities of non-biodegradable waste materials today can produce great impact to our environment. Because of this, many international companies are starting manufacture of biodegradable drinking straws.


thank you, Marvin C. Stone

Exxon-Mobil Announces Breakthrough Discovery

IRVING, TX—
Hailing it as a rapidly replenishable and easily accessible fuel source, ExxonMobil revealed a lucrative new oil extraction method Friday that involves drilling directly into gas stations. "We've found nearly unlimited reserves of highly refined petroleum mere meters beneath thousands of service stations across the country," said ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson, noting that the company had already erected oil extraction rigs alongside pump islands in all 50 states. "As I speak, we're yielding 3 million barrels per day just by boring through a few thin layers of asphalt, concrete, and metal. 

And, amazingly enough, the supply seems to somehow refill itself every week." Tillerson went on to say that the company was exploring the possibility that there were still massive untapped sources of oil already in Americans' cars, as well as in their homes.

Have a good weekend, everyone~!  

Everything here except the 'Have a good weekend, everyone~!' part was lovingly lifted from the Onion, of course.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Precious Memories

One of my most cherished memories is the several times my great-grandmother, Notre Dame Malcontent, would sing to me as a very little boy.  
We're talkin' about 4 or 5 years old here~
Her favorite hymn, and mine now, was what she would sing:  "Love Lifted Me".

Growing up a Baptist boy, I was fortunate to hear that hymn in a semi-regular rotation at the First Baptist Church, Poteau, I suppose; I know that I sang it in a Baptist Church more than we Methodists sing it nowadays.

Likewise, I sometimes yearn for the great, old-time, hell-fire and brimstone sermons from a Baptist preacher; unlike the serenely comforting, 'go ye forth and be of good cheer' homilies, most notably from Wesleyan Methodist ministers.   

Sometimes it is good, really good to get knocked up the side of your head, kindly-- I suppose, to get realigned to God's Will for your life.


But I digress, and preach; 
"Love Lifted Me"
is such a simple song,
but with overt sentiments
and meaning, for me.

The thought of sinking into anything:: Mud, snow, cow/dog/cat pies, all of that is gross.  And being stained forever by such, is unthinkable, like a tattoo you choose while your drunk out of your mind~.  That's forever.

But 'sinking and stained in/by my sins' is gross to my Savior and to my Creator, and it covers way more than just my feet or my shoes, it covers me completely.  
I'm gross to my Creator, to my Father God, and to His Son, Jesus.

Now, whenever I get the chance to sing in front of a congregation, either at my own church, or a Talihina-wide, 5th Sunday service, where/whenever, this hymn is my first choice, in English or in Choctaw.

But Thank You Most Holy God, for sending us Your Son Jesus, into this world.  To complete the experience which You knew from us, Your Creations, with Your own Spirit.  Jesus, who was born in the most humble form known at the time, in a barn, then guided by the Holy Spirit, grew to become a man who single-handily, by His grace and by His actions, could/would act as a guide for the rest of ALL HUMAN KIND, AND BOTH SEXES.

And by His crucifixion then, His shed Blood (for ME!), then our salvation forevermore, Amen.  

HOW Great Thou Art~!

"I have sinned before You, O God," a Televangelist once ironically cried; Haven't we all???

And Hasn't our nation, America, done so, likewise, too, also, in addition to?

We individually, communally, and nationally should all drop to our knees, and Acknowledge our sins, asking God to please forgive me/us for those sins, and then strive thereafter, to try not repeat those Sins against our Most Holy Creator, Jehovah, from whom we derive .... everything we know. 

On behalf of the United States of America, Lord Jesus, I plead and ask for Your forgiveness for our many, many sins against You.  Thy Will Be Done Here on Earth, As It is Done in Heaven, for Thine Knowledge is so far Greater than mine own, so beyond my understanding.

Our trust IS in you Lord Jesus, for what You will for us is always just.  But please forgive our nation for its' ignorance and its' sins; Keep temptation and Satan, and Your Wrath from us for awhile longer; for we can change, if it is Your Will, with time.

And the congregation said together, "AMEN".

Sunday, February 22, 2015

The Local Malcontent Salutes
American Composer DANNY ELFMAN
HIS GENIUS, HIS MOVIE SCORES


For the next several days, I intend to highlight the grandiose musical scores of an unheralded, American musical star, Mr. Danny Elfman.

You've heard his music, hundreds of times, but maybe you didn't know it was an Elfman.

He's just extraordinary, simply an American genius, and I could not be more pleased
to present and HIGHLIGHT HIS MUSIC, here on my bloggie:

Today's installment: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE (1996)


The Local Malcontent Salutes
American Composer DANNY ELFMAN
HIS GENIUS, HIS MOVIE SCORES


For the next several days, I intend to highlight the grandiose musical scores of an unheralded, American musical star, Mr. Danny Elfman.

You've heard his music, hundreds of times, but maybe you didn't know it was an Elfman.

He's just extraordinary, simply an American genius, and I could not be more pleased
to present and HIGHLIGHT HIS MUSIC, here on my bloggie:

Today's installment:  MARS ATTACKS (1996)


Saturday, February 21, 2015

Gimme Some Arabesque No. 1, by DeBussy & A Large, Deep Dish, Meat Lovers Pizza With Extra Cheese, Extra Mushrooms





ok, happynow goaway im sleepy zzzzzzzzzzz 
zzz{ wild dreams featuring Gloria Estafan with fairy wings }zzzZZ-bbbBBBhhhh

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

"It Smells Like Bacon"



Pope John Paul II:  Thank you very much for the gift, towel-head.  Is it a bomb?

Sultan Yusef Azzbak-Wadi:  it is not a bomb, as such~

Pope John Paul II:  "Why does it smell like a long-abandoned toilet?  Uuhgghhh..."

Sultan Yusef Assbak-Wadi:  "It is our most holy book, the Quran."

Pope John Paul II:  "Maybe it's the book cover, but that's pure-dee Shinola, Sultan."

Sultan Yusef Assbak-Wadi:  "You're holding it upside-down, Your Grace.  It's contents are spilling out~"

Those Wacky Muslims & Their Ignorant "Fatwas"



Keep Muslim men frustrated; keep Muslim women in fear; Don't draw any faces! Don't draw any prophets~!
Don't play Chess.  Don't play Western football.  Don't have a pet dog.  Don't build snowmen.  Don't use emoticons while texting.

Some of the "DO's":

Muslims can and should bathe in, & drink the urine of camels. Muslim men can and should have sex with camels.




Imams can and should kiss, fondle and share sex with little boys... you know you want it....

This "religion", Islam, is nothing less than of the mind of the Devil, himself.  Otherwise, why would Muslims choose death over life, since the Devil makes their lives, their loves so ugly and grotesque???  

Hell, if I were born a Muslim,
I'd want to die, too.  

Hey, they are so restricted, so regressive that life would be a severe burden, simply keeping up with the multitude of insane translations of the Quran.

Urine is holy in Islam.  (That tells me all I need to know....) Drinking the urine of the Prophet Mohammed is a blessed event, as if there is still any left, after 1400 years.
Yes- this is an official fatwa.

Other satanic, false, Muslim dictates include A Saudi cleric declaring that the sun revolves around the Earth, a clear rejection of all scientific evidence; and that the Earth is a flat disc; and Satan lives in your nose.  Your ugly, Muslim nose.

Now you might understand Muslims:  They cannot disavow or leave their stupid, nonsense religion, nor can they hope to advance, as a result, from the 7th Century, A.D.  I've researched "Weird Fatwas" for over an hour,
and now I want to kill somebody as a result~!

Fatwas are "Official Determinations" of Islamic Law, or Sharia.  Some of the most pointed fatwas are featured below:

In 2011, the head of the Moroccan Association for Jurisprudence Research stirred both outrage and controversy when he issued a fatwa allowing Muslim men to have sex with their just-deceased wives, under the pretext that nothing in Islam prohibits sex with corpses. This fatwa followed a series of sex-related ones issued by the same cleric.

In Somalia, the ultraconservative al-Shabaab al-Mujahedin Movement issued a fatwa during the holy month of Ramadan prohibiting the consumption of sambousak, a "triangular" pastry stuffed with meat, cheese, or vegetables. The popular snack, they explained, is a symbol of the Trinity of Christianity, therefore must not to be consumed by Muslims.

The most outrageous fatwa in Egypt was one that came out in June, 2011, in which Egyptian preacher Mohamed al-Zoghbi said eating the meat of the jinn is permissible in Islam and left everyone wondering how anyone can get hold of them in the first place, let alone eat their meat.
That’s because the “jinn” the hardline Salafi preacher was referring to are demons or genies in English. A United Arab Emirates newspaper explained that what the Sheikh really meant was that it’s OK for Muslims to eat livestock that are possessed by demons.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/saudi-cleric-the-sun-revolves-around-the-earth/ 

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/12/living-on-mars-is-un-islamic-and-five-other-weird-fatwas-from-2014

Taking a stealthy look at your bathing fiancee--
Social network users circulated a video of preacher Ossama al-Quosy, who said it was permissible for a man to take a quick, stealthy look at his fiancee while she is showering, only on the condition that he has an earnest intention of getting married to her.

Open buffet is “haram”--Saudi preacher and member of Saudi Arabia’s senior scholars authority, Saleh al-Fawzan, had the lion’s share of contentious fatwas during 2014, most notably that open buffet banquets are impermissible on the basis that they do not quote a clear price for transactions.

Living on Mars impermissible--One of the weirdest fatwas was made by United Arab Emirates’ General Authority for Islamic Affairs and Endowments, prohibiting life on Mars.
In an official statement, the authority said living on Mars was against Islam, responding to Dutch-run project, Mars One, which proclaims plans for a human colony on the red planet by 2025.  The authority’s argument was that heading to Mars would resemble a suicide given the dangers such a step could involve.

~Now this one gives me pause to laugh out loud:  If "suicide" is considered Halal, or Forbidden under Islam, as in the dangers of a voyage to Mars, One Way, then what's up with the suicide bombers, most frequently used in Islamic attacks on Western Civilization?  
Isn't that another, usual contradiction, under the strained understanding of Islam?

http://listverse.com/2010/02/25/top-10-bizarre-or-ridiculous-fatwas/

With no centralized Islamic religious authority like a Pope or Dalai Lama, pretty much any Muslim “scholar” can create a fatwa, a religious edict for modern life supposedly guided by the Quran or the (less authoritative) hadiths- stories from Muhammad’s life. In recent years, supply has far outstripped demand, and it’s getting laughable.
Most fatwas are harmless and a little mundane, but lately, some Islamic jurists have gone straight crazy.

Fatwa: Grand Mufti Sheikh Ibn Baaz: 
The Sun Revolves Around the Earth
In a 2000 Fatwa titled “The Transmitted and Sensory Proofs of the Rotation of the Sun and Stillness of the Earth”, Saudi Arabian Grand Mufti Sheikh Ibn Baaz asserted that the earth was flat and disk-like and that the sun revolved around it.
He had insisted that satellite images to the contrary were nothing but a Western conspiracy against the Islamic world.
Source: Al-Ahram Weekly Issue 477, 13-19 April, 2000.9
Satanic Verses

The Satanic Verses

Ayatollah Khomeini: Kill for A Book None of Us Can Should Read!  In 1988, publication of Salman Rushdie’s novel “The Satanic Verses” led Iranian revolutionary leader Ayatollah Khomeini to issue a fatwa against Rushdie, with a huge bounty for his death. This triggered several attacks on the novel’s translators, publishers and booksellers, including the murder of Japanese translator Hitoshi Igarashi. Millions of Muslims around the world who had never read a single line of the book, and who had never even met Rushdie before, wanted him dead.

Interesting fact, 24% of Iranians at the time couldn’t even read.

Source: “The West Is Choked by Fear”, Der Speigel Jan 4, 2010, Henryk Broder8

Tomboys

The Fatwa: Malaysian National Fatwa Council:
A University of Massachusetts study recently reported that girls who play sports have higher self esteem, and are less likely to enter (or remain in) abusive relationships. Could this fact have threatened the he-men at the Malaysia National Fatwa Council? Maybe. Perhaps that’s why Kuala Lumpur had a near riot on their hands when the Sisters in Islam marched against a Malaysian fatwa banning tomboys, which branded any girls who act un-ladylike as violating Islamic tenets. Fortunately, the as-yet undefined punishment for Malaysian girls in t-shirts and jeans hasn’t been incorporated into Sharia law yet.

Source: The Malaysian Insider7

The Fatwa: Bring Me the Head of Mickey Mouse  
That’s right, somebody put on hit on Mickey Mouse. Calling Mickey “one of Satan’s soldiers,” Sheikh Muhammad Al-Munajid decreed that household mice and their cartoon cousins must be “killed in all cases”, according to the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph.  
And get this—the guy’s not your average nutjob, either—Munajid used to be a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington D.C.

He made the remarks on Arab television network al-Majd TV after he was asked to give Islam’s teaching on mice. 
But don’t worry, Mickey won’t be alone. Munajid also put a hit on Jerry from “Tom and Jerry”. 
Maybe they could rent a flat with Salman Rushdie.

Source: Report: Saudi Cleric Says Mickey Mouse ‘Must Die’.

Emoticons
The Fatwa: Multaqa Ahl al Hadeeth: Emoticon fatwaI can almost get behind this one. Sure, they’re annoying, but evil? 

Really? Well, to a Muslim forum looking to make a name for itself—yes.


  According to Muslim Internet Forum Multaqa Ahl al Hadeeth, “Emoticons are forbidden because of its imitation to Allah’s creatures whether it is original or mixture or even
deformed one and since the picture is the face and the face is what makes the real picture then emoticons which represent faces that express emotions then all that add up to make them Haram.” 

FUYCK YOU, MUSLIM DEVIL-ANIMALS, ALL OF YOU. FUYCK YOU ALL.

Additionally, “A woman should not use these images when speaking to a man who is not her mahram, because these faces are used to express how she is feeling, so it is as if she is smiling, laughing, acting shy and so on, and a woman should not do that with a non-mahram man. It is only permissible for a woman to speak to men in cases of necessity, so long as that is in a public chat room and not in private correspondence.”
Source: Jihadwatch5

Football

Iranian-Women-Playing-SoccerThe Fatwa:

Not even the beautiful game is safe from stupid fatwas. As part of a government drive to eliminate frivolous fatwas, the Saudi newspaper Al Watan lampooned one very real edict setting out new rules for football. 
Ridiculous demands included “do not play with 11 people like the heretics, Jews, and Christians”, and “play in your pyjamas or regular clothes (because) colored shorts and numbered T-shirts are not Muslim clothing”.

Especially ridiculous is the edict to “remove the crossbar in order not to imitate the heretics and in order to be entirely distinct from the soccer system’s despotic international rules.”
Source: “A Fatwa on Football”, The Guardian, Monday 31 October 2005.4

Vaccine
The Fatwa: Infidel Vaccine

Polio is actually increasing in India, Nigeria, Afghanistan and Pakistan. Why? Because an anti-polio fatwa by anti-Western clerics forbid Pakistani children from immunizations, because the clerics are saying the vaccine is a conspiracy to make Muslims sterile. Ironically, it’s the clerics’ plans that would produce this result, as dead/paralytic kids don’t breed all that much. Source: “POLIO ERADICATION: Looking for a Little Luck”,

Roberts Science 6 February 20093

Nudity and Sex
The Fatwa: No Nudity for Sex 

In 2007, the former dean of Islamic law at al-Azhar University in Cairo issued a fatwa that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage between husband and wife.
Debate was immediate. Imagine That~!!

Suad Saleh, head of the women’s department of Al-Azhar’s Islamic studies, pleaded for “anything that can bring spouses closer to each other” and Islamic scholar Abdel Muti concurred, saying “Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy.”

For his part, Al-Azhar’s fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar backpedaled and said that married couples could see each other naked but should really cover up with a blanket during sex.
Source: SimplyDumb2

Urine
The Fatwa: Sheik Ali Gomaa: Urine Fatwa

According to Egypt’s Grand Mufti, Sheikh Ali Gomaa, drinking the urine of Muhammad is deemed a great blessing. What, they have a lot of this stuff lying around, going to waste or something? Remember, Muhammad never claimed that he himself was divine—so why does his piss have magic properties? Failing to pass the laugh test with Muslim scholars, Mufti later recanted, saying it was only his “personal opinion”.

Source: “A Fatwa Free-for-All in the Islamic World”, New York Times, Michael Slackman Published: Monday, June 11, 20071

Breastfeeding

The Fatwa: Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the Workplace 
In May 2007, Ezzat Attiya wondered how unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together. 
His answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. 
Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. 
See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime. 
Attiya’s ruling was intergalactically mocked, and quickly condemned on the homefront as well. He was later suspended from his job, pilloried in Arab newspapers, and issued a hasty retraction saying it was a “bad interpretation of a particular case.”

Source: “A Fatwa Free-for-All In the Islamic World”, New York Times, Michael Slackman, Monday, June 11, 2007.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Presidential Scholars' Poll Ranks 0bama #18 Overall,
Ahead of Jimmuh Carter,
Behind President Walt Disney

No, this is not from the Onion. ... happily; 

instead from the Brookings Institute, a Lib. think-tank funded by Liberal lobbyists on K street, ... 
just as happ'ly.

http://www.brookings.edu/blogs/fixgov/posts/2015/02/13-obama-measuring-presidential-greatness-vaughn-rottinghaus

We decided to conduct our own, original poll of several hundred members of the American Political Science Association on the topic of presidential greatness and President Obama’s current place in history (more on the methodology below.) The results of our survey of political scientists with expertise in the American presidency include findings similar to other such polls and some intriguing new evidence, as well.

First, {controversial leader} Obama ranks 18th overall, but beneath the surface of the aggregate figures lurks evidence of significant ambivalence.

For example, those who view Obama as one of the worst American presidents outnumber those who view him as one of the best by nearly a 3-1 margin. Similarly, nearly twice as many respondents view Obama as over-rated than do those who consider him under-rated.

One area where there is significant expert consensus about the president, however, concerns how polarizing he is viewed as being - only George W. Bush was viewed as more a more polarizing president.

What can we take away from this? First, it is easy to infer that scholars and the public alike expected greatness from Obama early on and awarded it to him prematurely.  .... there is still plenty of time left in his presidency to lay the foundation for future claims on the empty spot to the right of Lincoln on Mount Rushmore’s granite façade. 

The Brookings.edu website does not offer a link to the survey to which it attributes, sadly~.  However, please note that the survey was conducted by a professor at the University of Houston, named "Rottinghaus".  
That name/word alone describes
America under Barry Zerobama's reign. 

http://www.polsci.uh.edu/faculty/rottinghaus/research.htm

Monday, February 16, 2015

The Final Insult, I Guess~ I HOPE
Aquí hay un poco de dinero

Added to the misery and the sudden grief my wife and I suffered last April, i.e, the loss of our most beloved son, Dillon, came today.

We finished our 2014 taxes this afternoon, and without

son Dillon as a full-year deduction,
we owe some illegal alien Mexican family, or some deadbeat's ObamaCare bills,

  $ 3463  That's Federal.  alone.  And
+$ 658 to Oklahoma
=$ 4,121 owed altogether, by the Malcontents to some Mexicana madre y familia

The reason?  I forgot to adjust my dependents on my W-4 form, after he bailed in April.

NO~! Third dependent, under the age of 18
NO~! Earned Income Credit for a child under the age of 18
NO~! Deduction for Educational Credits "" ""  ""    """.

That's a $4,121 Hole in our pockets, pretty soon. Por Nada.  For Suffering~

BIEN SUARTE MUI AMIGOS, Y BIENVENIDOS DE AMERICA, wetbacks.

All-Star MVP @ MSG


~And That's A Winner!!


Russell Westbrook, of the Oklahoma City Thunder, scored 41 points in the West(brook)'s win over the East in the NBA All-Star Game last night at Madison Square Garden in NYC.

It was a rare NBA game for the two of us to watch last night; but literally there was nothing else worth our valuable time on TV to be honest;  and I'm really so glad we did.  

For we were privileged to see a really great, down-to-earth athlete, a devout Christian, excel at what he does, at what he loves.  Watching Russell Westbrook effortlessly glide through the East's "defense" to the basket, or to the 3-point line (where he was 5 of 9), GLUED US TO OUR SEATS, in anticipation for when the West would next get the ball, and what Westbrook would/could/MIGHT do next.  

Westbrook scored 27 in the first half: A record for the All-Star Game.  His total 41 points was 1 point shy of the all time record, held by some guy back in 1963....  LOL  
(the great Wilt Chamberlain)


But it is his grace, his manner and his style, which oughtta permanently endear him to fans' hearts.  Russell Westbrook IS ONE CLASS ACT, IN A PROFESSIONAL GAME TOO OFTEN HIGHLIGHTED BY IT'S ODDBALLS AND IT'S CRIMINALS.

No wonder he loves Oklahoma City, and that team~ The Thunder.
Mr. Westbrook, were you to hear him speak, were you to read his words, would impress any Baptist preacher with his devotion and his knowledge of the scripture of The Bible, his devotion to his/our Lord Jesus Christ, and Westbrook's own personal life is a Christian testament.

It's just so nice, to see good men excel, knowing, KNOWING that they are your brother in Christ.
I know somebody in Oklahoma City who needs a raise, besides me~!