Thursday, November 15, 2018

Quasimodo Who?

Hmm, that name rings a bell...

get it??
Have a nice November weekend, everyone~!

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Once A Kook, Always A Kook:
This Old Bob Is Still at it

I'm not sure what has made Bob Vila, formerly
of PBS-TV's "This Old House", so very odd these days: 

Maybe because he's a lifelong Democrat from Massachusetts, and Obamacare has cut him off-
Or maybe he's sniffed too much tile adhesive over the years, and Obamacare has cut him off-
Or maybe, he just got too big for his coverall britches, you know~

I get these 'helpful' emails from on a daily basis,
after seeking Bob's wisdom regarding when during the year,
to plant Crepe Myrtle bushes in our yard--

But his website's emails just keep getting more and more strange, more obtuse

Case in point, our daily email from BobVila, "13 Unusual Tips for Your Cleanest Bathroom Ever"

They are just a bit TOO UNUSUAL really,
for anybody to take seriously.... 
especially when you are cleaning your private bathroom:
-- Like using aspirin to clean bathtub grout, or your Denture cleaner to make your toilet sparkle.
--Using Dryer Sheets to wipe off soap scum, instead of
keeping one's clothes wrinkle-free and smelling great?
--Using your TurtleWax Truck polish to keep that shower all shiny-shiny?  

Save your aspirin, your effervescent denture cleaner, and GO BUY A BOTTLE OF TIDY BOWL

OR, don't allow anybody into your bathroom to witness your filth,
OR, get in there and use a little elbow grease and one bar Lava Soap everywhere.
I did this for years as a single guy before I met and married Leticia; 
Now my wife uses both our old underwears as cleaning rags,
and She gets great reviews from .... ME~!
I guess that some other Kook will find this nonsense to be good advice, and waste his aspirin and car wax~

This latest bunch of strange BobVila emails reminds me of something that Homer Simpson might just try and endorse~

Lovingly lifted from BobVila(dot)com, the aforementioned horror story:

13 Unusual Tips for Your
Cleanest Bathroom Ever

Monday, November 12, 2018

'Birthday, Joel

Most certainly NOT "Happy" Birthday celebration today for you, Joel.

Could've been.
And it would've been.

It should've been your 39th birthday yesterday, 11-11, 
had you not made your life so vacant and hopeless that you hanged yourself, 
seven years ago,

11-20-11,  after more than
a decade- -
a decade of tumbling headfirst
down that steep slope. Through prison time, through so many attempts at rehab, 
your rock bottom was in a dirty motel room, with your belt around your neck,
and a needle still in your elbow.

But your memory lives on, buddy.
Your hopeless addiction to Methamphetamine has become the cause of so many of us, 
Your suicide sent such a thunderbolt through SE Oklahoma, that 
laws were changed, laws were strengthened, and new laws were enacted against
deadly methamphetamine cookers/dealers.

You will always be just 32 years old, Joel;
Your fatal weakness may become your lasting strength, & prayerfully, your ultimate triumph.

Dammit, Joel,
I miss you alot

Remember, Actress Marilu Henner?
Why Yes, Yes She Does

There are presently 10 known people WORLDWIDE, who have been certified
as having a full, Total Recall Memory. 

Actress Marilu Henner, of the TV show, "TAXI" fame is one of them.

ME~?  I have a problem remembering to zip up my trousers,... I remember Kelsey's birth, and uhhh, uhh, something about college in Norman....~ 

An Australian-TV version of "60 Minutes" examined people who have total-recall memory, and the results are nothing less than astounding!  What strength of memory to remember that John Lennon was murdered on a Monday, December 9, 1979,


Some plane crash, decades ago?

Yep, they remember the details, the date, the news coverage.

OR, what I found most freakish about their memories, a woman's memory of her local area's weather details for a given 4-day period over 30 years ago, which are verified.

Again, I can't remember what the weather was like two weeks ago,
'was it raining here that day...?'

It's a long video segment on Total Recall memory below,

like 14 minutes--
but way way cool, most interesting seeing
these amazing people, 
but you won't remember watching it here,
-- or even EVER watching it at all --
36 more hours from now...~

Friday, November 9, 2018

The Only Reason to Ever Watch
Minnesota Twins Baseball, Retired Today


In all of my bloggie posts here about Baseball,
I have rarely written anything about the Minnesota Twins.

~That's not surprising though, since the Twins mostly suck
at the National pastime.

But their team DID have one player who stood out above the rest, and worthy of just tuning in to watch:
And today that one player Joe Mauer,
announced his retirement from the game.

For all of his 15-year Major League career, Joe Mauer played with the Minnesota Twins; after growing up in St. Paul,
less than 10 miles from the Twins ballparks during his youth.

Starting the first 11+ years as Catcher; then, after suffering a concussion in 2013, Mauer moved to 1st Base or as the DH, for these last four years.

As the only player of the Twins team (any recent year) I could readily identify or respect, the 2009 AL MVP award recipient,
Joe Mauer retires with five AL Silver Slugger Awards and three Gold Glove Awards, hitting .306/.388/.439, 143 homers, 2,123 hits, 428 doubles, 1,018 runs scored and 923 RBIs in 1,858 games with the Twins.

Mauer retires at age 35....
And that may just be
his greatest achievement...
Or Is It?

Thursday, November 8, 2018

God Save the Queen
Or, "Comeuppance"

Prince Charles says that he won't be "a meddling King" in a recent interview before his 70th birthday, because "I am not that stupid."
Which of course, implies that he is at least a bit stupid.  Here, Charles admits to being stupid.

He has often demonstrated that he is in the lower percentiles of intelligence during his lifetime....  So there's that~

Prince Charles could've been the King of England when he was 55 or so, in 2003, when his mum the Queen first wanted to retire, had he but kept his first wife, Diana, Princess of Wales, and the mother of his two sons, interested in their marriage and future life together, in the mid 1990s.

We all remember what a great tragedy that Princely decision of his cost his own two little boys, during their developmental young lives, 
not to mention all the rest of us~

He once confessed to his true love, Camilla Bowles, that if if reincarnation was true,
he would want to come back after death as her saddle.
He said this to Camilla whilst married to Diana, the mother of his two little sons.

Well, Charles does look leathery, dried out and worn, just before his birthday,
and as all saddles go, Charles should just be hung out on a nail on the back wall of the old barn
and collect dust from now on. And be thankful for even that distinction in history.

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

No Word Yet from Democrats, Which Elections Were Influenced by the Russians" Yesterday

May you live in interesting times~

Here Come those times

Our Father, Who art in Heaven,
Hallowed by Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done,
On Earth, as It is in Heaven.

Give us this day, our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive our trespassers-

Lead us not into temptation, but
Deliver us from evil,

For Thine is the Kingdom,
and the Power,
and the Glory,
Forever.  Amen

Monday, November 5, 2018

I Am So Thankful, That We Don't Have...

        A President 'Frump'~!!

Trump "JOBS Not MOBS"

Friends, this is a no-brainer:  the midterm elections tomorrow represent a chance to keep the amazing economic sky-rocket climbing by electing a Conservative House of Representative and Senate,

Or we can return to the glory days of perpetual gridlock coming out of Washington, D.C., with the other party controlling one part of the Congress.

It is clearly evident in these United States, that in individual states which are controlled by the Democrats, that widespread stagnation is taking place:  High taxation, few remaining job opportunities, less individual freedom and more regulation all add up to the ingredients of the Carter-era's "Misery Index".

The 2016 election of President Donald Trump was a literal God Send, an answer to fervent prayer to save America from creeping Socialism/Communism and Globalization in the form of Shrillary Clitnon and her ilk.  

Come On Americans, let's keep this powerful economic train moving,
VOTE for and ELECT Republicans tomorrow at the polls~!!

Friday, November 2, 2018

Thursday, November 1, 2018

November's Colorful Foliage Brought to You By --

The trees are peaking right now in S.E. Oklahoma, a little late perhaps, 
but as usual in our state,    "It's all good!"

Plentiful rainfall all year-round and a late summer which kept temperatures into the mid 90s through September, despite lengthening nights have combined to make this Fall foliage drives around SE Oklahoma maybe the best in 20 years.

But do hurry and come view it, and come by and say 'Halito' to us Choctaw, as we prepare for a hard winter by chopping down said trees for firewood.... LOL~

Visit historic Talihina (for all the wrong reasons), Durant, Poteau, through McCurtain county, to see the breath taking vistas along Skyline Drive, OK hwy 1, all the deep valleys too.

The leaves look like the image below, a chart of our state's October, 2018 rainfall:

So this year's stunning autumn colours are ultimately brought
to you by our Father in Heaven, blessing us so, for His Glory~!!

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Take the Long Road to Anywhere~

A crisp, cool, October afternoon, some old jazz CDs, 
a bag of pretzels, and a full tank of gas,
in the middle of America's Heartland--

O, yeah, THIS is HEAVEN.

Friday, October 26, 2018

Candygram for Mongo

Once again, Life parodies Art.

If you want to substitute "Democrat" for Mongo,
and "Pipebomb" for Candygram, it's OK by me.

G-D Bless you, Mel Brooks, and thank you for all the riotous laughs~!

Thursday, October 25, 2018

"So Where the F**k IS My
Pipe Bomb/Vindication Award?

Kathy Griffin, former comedienne, stands outside
her former voluptuous home's mailbox, while preparing
for her next yard sale, this weekend,

Awaiting her 'confirmation award' to arrive
in this morning's mail.

"I've been just as vocal spreading Hatred for Donald Trump, just like Hillary, DeNiro & Uncle George--
she screeched, before adding  


Griffin was observed calling,then redialing the same phone number on her Galaxy 6 Iphone, presumably the local Post Office, or maybe another Socialist nut living down 3 streets and in an alley, asking him/her/it/ze if he/she/it/ze could quickly make up a pipe bomb facsimile and mail it to her.....

So that sheit/ could get in on the publicity~

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Vin Scully Shares a Story about
"Trick Dirt" From 1916

And Scully should know~

     Back in 1916, the Boston Red Sox beat the Brooklyn Robins, 
later the Brooklyn Dodgers (1931),
later the Los Angeles Dodgers (1958), 
in the World Series, 4 games to 1. 

*Vin Scully covered the Series back then, via Telegraph~.

This will be a really great World Series to watch~!


Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Yes, Indeed,
Vote MOB RULE This November

A "MUST WATCH"~  Boy this is Good:

"While Republicans Promise "Freedom",
we Democrats Propose "Free Stuff"...

Monday, October 22, 2018

I Dreamed

Had the most disturbing dream last night-- and it will disturb me for as long as I exist.
The most strange part was, that it coincides with the very words of this song, "Marble Halls", a very old Celtic love song from at least the 18th Century; a version of which I genuinely love, sung by Enya.
But my dream was extremely vivid, so blue and sensual,
and just startling, just unnerving.

I dreamt that I was in an urban setting, with Liberals and Socialists at my side.  
And I'd hurt my ankle in some way--  I wanted to be just like them.

While they listened as I told of my partisan pain, I tried to act more like them, 

Then a damsel so young she could be half my age, she came on to me un-awared, 
With deep kissing, and fondling so intens'fied, in moments we both were nude and aside: 

and, We cared not that people were in the same room, our passion was just so alive,
I dreamt that I got up to herd them all out, but found even more voyeuring,

I dremt I found that mole of yours, the one that you'd never seen~

I wondered just how I could just get back home, where seclusion would be my disguise,
I dreamt of trying to think of a lie, yet vacuum of my thought applied;

I woke up embarrassed, I woke up unsure, I woke up ashamed 
to be me; 
Now the memory of how we two wrestled as one, is as hard to forget as can be~
I've wrestled with th' memry all this living day, of th' girl I loved in my dream, And all I can say is 'Oh God, Forgive me', for I cain't control my dreams~

I pled' Hail Marys', I asked forgiveness, but all I think of is her nameless, imaginary perfection, her intensity, and how she seemed to love me, too.

and how she fell in love with me suddenly, still,,.,,,, the same.

Friday, October 19, 2018

"Shine On, You Crazy Red Sox"

I was 100% confident that the latest, strange tradition in Major League Baseball would continue through this year, 2018, and SO IT HAS~

    The Boston Red Sox defeated and eliminated the 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros last night, 4-1,
at Minute Maid Park in Houston.  Thus confirming my prediction that "last year's winner WON'T REPEAT, in the World Series.

At the beginning of this Baseball season, I predicted that the New York Yankees would win the 2018 World Series.  And they came really close.  
I only KNEW that the Astros would not be there.

What I believed then and now, was that this current and strange Major League Baseball tradition would continue::

That the last Champion would NOT repeat.

In this 21st Century, since October, 2000,


Not so with repeat contenders in the World Series, however; for the second year in a row, the Los Angeles Dodgers will be playing for the Title, against the Bosox, as they did last year against the Astros. 
This feat was done most recently by the Kansas City Royals, who won the title in 2015~

Look at other major sports,
and there is nothing like this 19-year phenomenon.
There has NOT been a Baseball team
in 20 years to repeat as Champion.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

The Local Malcontent

Although this sentiment has been insinuated by me along the way, all these many years, 
I just wanted to reinforce my emphasis that,

After nearly 2550 posts over the past 12+ years here, I've been allowed to vent, to represent,
and to relent (some).

12 Years, going on 13.  This is my oldest child~

this is not goodbye again, but rather another THANK YOU for reading my Choctaw Indian bloggie, and making me feel like I have made a difference in this world with it.

I wear the title of "Local Malcontent" with great pride here in Southeast Oklahoma, and then again from prominent friends from all over our globe; and while other bloggers have ceased operations of their weblogs, I promise that I won't quit again, until our Saviour and Lord Jesus Christ Comes~

Only with the passage of time, have I realized that my 'Local Malcontent' bloggie is making a real difference in people's lives, that I've touched so many souls around the world with my thoughts--  whether or not my readers remember reading my thoughts.

The very first FIVE WORDS I composed to be read online,

I've remained true to, posting whatever it was/is in my mind to share.

I don't know what else to say here, but Yakoke~!!
Thank You All~!!

Last Night I Dreamed I Was A Crow

this morning I feel exceptionally good~
but just a little sad that I'm not

Monday, October 15, 2018

In My Spare Time,
I Nail Fraudsters to Prison Walls

And I've Never Lost in either a Civil, 
or in Criminal court~

That would be 7-0 in my/our professional lives.  I/WE HAVE NEVER LOST~,

I'm working on a good one right now~

UPDATE   Thursday, Oct. 18,18:
While I can't tell everything yet about this sting, my part is done. I'm waiting on the other party (one with Corporate clout) to act, and

hopefully nail this guy in Honolulu, Hawai'i.

It will be a great story to tell when it happens.

Ties Are 'IN' These Days

Ever an elegant accessory for the more distinguished American male, the Tie is making a comeback, and important people are noticing.

While a necktie has been the standard fare for White Collar jobs for the past century or more, and even more so when attending a Christian Church service on the Lord's Day, bow-ties have been more of a common affect in more comedic situations including TV and national politics.

But I'm talking about "kissing-your-sister"-ties, in Sports.  Yessiree and Yesma'amee, I'm seeing more ties in sports these days, and I LIKE IT.

Because, who wants to listen to a 25 inning ball game?? 

Tied after nine innings, and then boring as can be for another 16?? 

Thank you Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings for being strong enough to neither win nor lose, but to illustrate what I mean here.

Therefore, I urge MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred
(wait a minute, WHO??) to consider any contest between MLB teams wherein the score is tied after 14 innings, to be a legitimate tie.
Likewise, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver:  After three overtimes, Who Cares??  
Who's still watching that product?  #NotMe   
Make it an Interesting Tie Game~!!

NOW FOR POLITICS:  The Vote is a Tie~!  I propose a single Pay-Per-View TV event where the candidates fight to the death, and Viewers can choose by way of their purchase:      
Mr. Trump and Herr Clitnon vie for President, so there is then a boxing ring,
in Vegas of course, and in that ring
Winner Takes All or by way of Pay Per View preference, with the proceeds going to the March of Dimes or Jerry Lewis' MDSF. 

Make America Really Interesting Again~!

Thursday, October 11, 2018

What Is Eternally Dreadful, and
Begins With "H"?

I was going to go with "HELL" or "HADES",
 but this woman is essentially the same thing~

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

ONLY 2 Billion Bucks in their Bank Accts.,
Hillary & Bill Plan Another Expensive
'Speaking Tour'

Well known panhandlers, Bill and Hillary Clitnon, have announced plans that the two of them will embark on a nation-wide speaking tour beginning soon. "We're dead broke, again", she will predictably say... And why not~? This grifter couple don't know any other way to make money, Since their Clitnon Foundation cash cow has dried up, now forced to actually fund worldwide relief efforts that the Clitnons only gave lip service to, as they amassed over 4 Billion dollars in charity donations over just 16 years; likewise, their George Soros' stream of cash has dried up as well; their books' sales have flopped, after never getting off the ground in the first place; What is a money-hungry, needful couple like our Clitnons to do, BUT begin another "speaking/listening Tour" of the US? Panhandlers panhandle. and Liars Lie. Yes, compulsive, congenital liars such as Hillary and Bill Clinton will charge up to $700 per person to hear them remake history. What some Conservative group *(with earplugs) ought to do, is attend one or more of this couple's events, and raise questions so irritating and so utterly truthful, backed by the evidence, to cause Hillary to become her true self: Shrieking, Loud, Obnoxious, Bitter and utterly Devoid of reality-- When confronted by Americans who were NOT given the questions they ask, well in advance by the Clinton povertyPimpt machine, Backed into a corner of Truth and History, from which neither of them can escape: Lewnski, Juanita, Paula, Seth Rich, Benghazi, Emails/Servers, Soros, Spirit Cooking meals, Giving questions for media interviewers to ask, much more~!!