Monday, March 12, 2007

The other, "Other White meat"





Dolphins know each others' names

Sunday's London Times Online, May 07, 2006 reports in Dolphins ‘know each other’s names’ that DOLPHINS may be even closer to humans than previously realised, with new research showing they communicate by whistling out their own "names".





The research, on wild bottlenose dolphins was carried out by Vincent Janik of the Sea Mammal Research Unit at St Andrews University, who has found bottlenose dolphins to be among the animal world’s quickest learners of new sounds.



But I wonder if the dolphins in my seafood salad tonight realized that their brains had just become too big for their heads....





meanwhile, in a fishing boat on the surface, some distance away....
"Arrrrh, let's use the quiet fishing nets today, what ya say there, first mate?"
"Right ya're, Capt'n, it's the silent but deadly ones we use."





Tasty and nutritious, Dolphin meat is a big part of my diet, these days! And man, I love it!


And it can be served in so many healthy ways~!
And it's so much cheaper, yet JUST AS HEALTHY, as salmon, which costs 4-times-as-much!
So, the next time, Mom, when you are at a loss for what to feed your younguns, think how smart Flipper was, in those old TV shows..and add two and two together!! Then go and get a large 24oz. can, or a big bag of cooked Dolphin today!
**VERY LOW IN POLY-UNSATURATED FAT-
**HIGH IN PROTEINS
**HIGH IN OMEGA~3 FISH OILS
**and moms, FISH and SEAFOODS ARE CONSIDERED "BRAIN FOODS" FOR YOUR KIDDIES!!
**AND, MAYBE BEST OF ALL, IT PISSES OFF LIBERALS TO THE EXTREME, WHEN YOU CONSUME DOLPHINS!

WATCH FOR OUR NEWEST PRODUCT LINE, COMING IN LATE OCT., 2007-
POLAR BEAR STEAKS AND POT ROASTS!!

2 comments:

anonymous jones said...

I don't know if you are serious or not! Very very funny.

Abouna said...

Sounds delicious to me. Polar Bear stew is just the thing on a cold winter day.