Tuesday, August 28, 2007

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HILLARY RODHAM-CLINTON WINS U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

OSAMA CLAIMS: "I HAVE SINNED BEFORE GOD", ala JIMMY SWAGGART

ABC-TV CLAIMS: "WE HAVE SINNED BEFORE GOD", ala JIMMY SWAGGART

MEXICO INSTITUTES PROGRESSIVE, CAPITALIST VALUES, INVITES EX-PATS HOME!

WHIPPED DEMOCRATS: NO VOTING IRREGULARITIES ANYWHERE DETECTED

AL GORE: "I'VE SINNED BEFORE MYSELF, LYING TO EVERYONE TO PROMOTE MYSELF"

CHICAGO CUBS DEFEAT RED SOX TO WIN 2007 WORLD SERIES

IDAHO SEN. LARRY CRAIG, -R-: "I ENDORSE THE LOG CABIN REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE"

MISS SOUTH CAROLINA TEEN USA: "EVIDENTLY, IRAN NEEDS TO BE ERADICATED"

CHINESE OFFICIAL: "YEAH, WE TRIED OUR BEST TO INFLUENCE U.S. POLITICS, AGAIN"

-- Honesty-- it's a good thing!
-- Here's hoping for a very, very cold, bitter winter!


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