Thursday, December 20, 2007

I Thought Hillary Channeled Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm innocent in this one! While searching for a particular photo of Queen Hillary, I found this, loved it.

lovingly lifted from "Middle-Aged, Not Muddle Headed", a.k.a. Kristine Franklin.

Senator Hillary Clinton held a press conference this morning in order to confirm widespread rumors that she has joined a controversial religious cult known as the Borg Collective.
In a move that shocked political enemies as well as allies, Senator Clinton revealed that she was formally assimilated last Tuesday and received a number of Borg Implants during the ceremony.
"Human," said Senator Clinton. "I used to be exactly like you, flawed, weak, organic. But I have evolved to include the synthetic. Now I use both to attain perfection."
Senator Clinton explained that her Borg affiliation would increase her ability to convince other members of Congress to go forward with her social agenda for the future of America. "We will work as one mind," she said. She explained that she has always deeply admired the Borg commitment to diversity and multiculturalism and made a promise to carry out that ideal when she is elected President.
"We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own." When challenged by one reporter to explain her flip-flop on mixing religion and politics Senator Clinton visibly bristled. "Small words from a small being," she said. "Trying to attack what it doesn't understand."
GOP presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani issued a statement immediately following the press conference. After reaffirming his passionate support for a woman's right to choose, Giuliani said, "Senator Clinton has just committed political suicide. Not one American out of a million will vote for a drone from Arkansas."
Less than one hour later Senator Clinton issued a reply. "Brave words," read the statement. "I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But now, they are all Borg. Resistance is futile."
Senator Clinton's Borg designation is Hive Mistress.

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