Saturday, January 5, 2008

Para Candidata Hillary Clinton, Es Muy Buena Todo

Democrapic Candidate Hillary Clit/n, sorry. [Official DoOver]
Democratic Candidate Hillary Clinton announced on her official website, the endorsements of several high profile people.
In my ongoing effort to bring my biased opinions to the world, your Local Malcontent is showing all the recent Hillary endorsements here.
Starting with El Mundo's.
El Mundo, a free, weekly Spanish newspaper in Las Vegas, Nevada published by Eddie Escobedo, has endorsed you-know-who for el Presidente en 2008.

"Con la promesa reciente del cadidata Hillary Clinton de doblar los salarios de cada mexicano indocumentado a $4.00 por hora, es mi privilendidata gio endosarla como nuestra opción para el presidente de los Estados Unidos.

La misma frontera abierta entre México y Estados Unidos se abrirá aún más, las promesas de Clinton. Cada Latino y Latina deben votar por Hillary Clinton que el demócrata se asegura de que sus familias puedan venir aspirar del pecho americano para libre pronto."

[English again] And the heavyweight endorsements for Mrs. Clitno--- sorry, Clinton don't stop there: Have you ever heard of a guy named Fidel? This guy owns his own country!!, and is endorsing Hillary CliNTon:
"HAVANA (Reuters) - Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro is tipping Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to team up and win the U.S. presidential election.
Clinton leads Obama in the race to be the Democratic nominee for the November 2008 election, and Castro said they would make a winning socialist combination.
The word today is that an apparently unbeatable ticket could be Hillary for president and Obama as her running mate," he wrote in an editorial column on U.S. presidents published on Tuesday by Cuba's Communist Party newspaper, Granma."

Elsewhere, other foriegn "notables" have interjected their opinions, as well. As reported in the WorldNetDaily, the terrorist leader of a brutal faction sees hope in his candidate's election to the position of Commander-in-Chief:

Abu Hamed, leader of the Al Aqsa Brigades in the northern Gaza Strip, explained in "Schmoozing" Clinton's repeated calls for a withdrawal from Iraq "proves that important leaders are understanding the situation differently and are understanding the price and the consequences of the American policy in Iraq and in the world."

"The Iraqi resistance is succeeding," stated Hamed. "Hillary and the Democrats call for withdrawal. Her popularity shows that the resistance is winning and that the occupation is losing. We just hope that she will go until the end the American policy, which is based on oppressing poor and innocent people, just as our policy is. President Clinton wanted to give the Palestinians 98 percent of the West Bank territories.
I hope Hillary will move a step forward and will give the Palestinians all their rights. She has the chance to save the American nation and Americans lives."

The Brigades, together with the Islamic Jihad terrorist group, took responsibility for every suicide bombing in Israel the past three years. The Brigades also has carried out hundreds of recent shootings and rocket attacks.

Well that is good, but what about some REAL big, local name, and not an elected leader with a personal stake in the US elections? Maybe someone who can appear with her at rallies? Is there someone, like a Black athlete, or a Black movie star out there, endorsing Hillary Clinton?
How about NFL Hall of Famer and
Known Murderer hall of shamer, O. J. Simpson?

"ROFL!! I was expecting some parody/spoof, but that’s the real OJ in that video.... not surprising that Shrillery had a strong pull with murders, burglars, and other assorted felons and wannabe felons. Sorry OJ, but I don’t think you’ll be making it onto the pardon list in any Shrillery administration...... (but I could be wrong on that one)."

FINALLY, FRIED FRIENDS, I offer you this: Hillary asked her adoring fans what her campaign themesong ought to be, last summer.
Here is the song which America chose:

"GLOOM, DESPAIR AND AGONY ON ME", by Roy Clark and the late 'Buck' Owens

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

We figured she was rich, loaded to the hilt
And we figured she had class like the Vanderbilts
'Cause we had heard for years how she was so well reared
How was we to know they meant the way she was built

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

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