Tuesday, January 8, 2008

The Used Car Salespeople of Politics

SAVE! SAVE! SAVE!
SE! HABLA ESPANOL!
MUCHO! PENDEHOS!



Here at Retread Used Exclusive Demo Cars (R.U.E.D CARS), we have plenty of good, used models,
previously owned by Chinese Government Offiicials or Chi-com Military,
or ambulance-chasing Trial Attorneys,

Available for YOU!

Stop by your nearby New Hampshire, South Carolina or California R.U.E.D. wheeler-dealerships and profess your love for one of our Used Models TODAY!

REMEMBER, WE SPECIALIZE IN CHANGE!! OR EXPERIENCE!! IN BOTH CHANGE AND EXPERIENCE!! OR NEITHER!!
AND HIGH MONTHLY PAYMENTS!! FOREVER!!

We need you to believe in us, so we will tell you that we believe in YOU!!
DID YOU HEAR, SI! SE HABLA ESPANOL!!






we used politician dealers will not, can not guarantee our models, even for 90 days. What you see is not necessarily what you get, because of our models tendancy to change
their minds given that hour's polling data.
We do promise to fully investigate you, down to your underwear size, so that we know
1): who you wish you could sleep with; 2): what you eat; 3): what you heat your home with; and, 4): where and whom or what you worship, if not us.
Credit approved by us,for us,about us. Annual credit charges may be as high as 50%, just so you know. If you don't like it, screw you; what can you do after we get in office?

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