Friday, August 22, 2008

"HOW It's All Going Down"

I did not think up that catchy title; THEY did, and somewhat subconsciously at that.
"They" being the purveyors of 'Recreate-68', a far left bunch of fruits and nuts unhappy with their stations in life, and demanding something be done. So they plan upon bringing us all down their miserable level, as their hippy parents tried doing in 1968, at the DNC convention in Chicago.

My question to that title of theirs is, "WHY?" ....Anyway,
Here is their official logo:


Does this look even slightly familiar? I thought so too, like a Commie sickle and hammer, but it is merely an innocent wrench, innocently thrown into the Evil cogs of Industry, Military and Politics. Causing each to malfunction, and bringing each and all to a dead stop.
A major malfunctioning bunch, that Recreate-68 lot. Naturally, I hesitate calling them "malcontents", but the truth of that name is on them.

The proof of which is in their stinking pudding, all splayed out during the upcoming week of the Democratic Convention in Denver. From their PDF file-itinerary:

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23: 9:00 a.m., At the Denver Planned Parenthood HQ: "Confront the anti-abortionists" and, (I love this one) "In Search of Values for a New Society Panel- Benefit Concert to follow, $15-25 sliding scale." Har D har har

Is there time for worshipping God on Sunday, you may well ask.
No, they would answer, because Earth and or Man is God to them.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, 9 am to 3 pm, END THE OCCUPATION MARCH, then you have to hustle over to the other side of town to the FUNK THE WAR DANCE, between 1 and 4:30 pm. If you cannot dance, are Unfunky, and/or are White, there's always the RECLAIM THE STREETS PARTY downtown, from 3 to 5 pm. Please defecate only in designated areas....
Oh, and Cynthia McKinney, the Green Party candidate for President, will be speaking around 6:30.... LOL

Mark your calendars, circling MONDAY, AUGUST 25, especially!!
MONDAY: MARCH TO FREEDOM CAGE. (I'm with you here, asking "WHUT?)
then, it is off to The Denver Mint, where (I swear!) there will be a"Shake Your Money Maker (levitate the Mint and shake the money out!)EVENT"... -end quote.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 26 must be a rest day, because there is only a PUPPET PARADE happening.
Drugs Wearing Off Day. And tarot card readings, Donations accepted.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 27 will be a big day, with A WOMEN IN BLACK something-0r-another at Noon, "DIRECT ACTIONS AGAINST POLLUTERS AND GREENWASHERS ALL DAY , then after some soybean BBQ, lessons from the school of the Americas, on "School of the Assassins".

Finally, the Really Big Day, the one during which all Hippyhell will break loose.
THURSDAY, AUGUST 28: At RUDE PARK, an IMMIGRATION MARCH TO MARIPOSA STREET. 9 am.
then, "LOCKSTEP BEHIND THE PARTY", to the PEPSI CENTER, at 11 am.
All the earlier training for Civil Disobedience will be needed for the rest of the afternoon and evening, when Obama will be at Mile High stadium, Invesco Field, draining the hysterical praise from the paying, emotional crowds.
2 pm: MARCH TO INVESCO FIELD

On FRIDAY, AUGUST 29, 8 am, buses will take activists to St. Paul, Minnesota to the Republican Convention. Seats are still available....

I couldn't make up this crap, on my best day~! It is all true.

6 comments:

Jungle Mom said...

The slogan looks alot like things we see in Hugoslavia!

Father Gregori said...

Oh, if I were a woman,perhaps I would go and burn my bra!

Do you suppose they will engage in some of that "free love" that their parents were so fond of?

Alice H said...

Camping section might help with figuring out what the March to the Freedom Cage is about.

The Localmalcontent said...

Either way, I expect a lot of violence in Denver next week.

Jeffro said...

I'm white and non funky - HEY! They are singling me out because of race and ability to dance!

But it's not raaaacist. It's unpossible.

The Localmalcontent said...

Stop apologizing, Jeffro. LOL