Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The 50% Solution

A caller to the Roger Hedgecock radio show this evening, named "Bill", from League City, Texas
has figured it all out.
What is "it"? Liberalism. The beginning of petulant, whining, bitter Liberalism. And perhaps, a way to end it all, too.

And for the life of me, I cannot argue with his rationale. So I arose from my sickbed to blog, I'm so impressed.

Bill is a doctor, who graduated from Duke University in the 1960s. Bill traces the bitterness exhibited by Liberals, when they ban eating transfats, ban cigarette smoking, encourage veganism, believe in global warming, their general bitchyness, back to the illegality of marijuana.

The liberals of that era, had they been allowed to smoke dope and stay high all the time, would never have been interested in anything political, much less being interested in what limitations of freedoms should be legislated against the rest of us.

Had they been allowed their ganga then through today, we'd all be living in a conservative Nirvana called America today. But instead, they were forced to put out their joints, hide thier bongs and hemostats and ZigZag papers, and protest everything from the war in Vietnam to climate change, to seat belts, to monuments to the 10 Commandments in front of courthouses to Nativity scenes in city parks.

Bill of course, is absolutely correct.

Because of their typical, Liberal reasoning that "if you don't give us what we want, then we will not let you have what you want." Liberals want to smoke pot, wear bell bottom jeans, weave flowers into their hair, and eat. Keep them stoned and happy, and they'd leave us alone.
I say, "Let them light up."

Legalize marijuana now, and keep it free from all taxation. In fact, legislate it only to make it half-price from October 16 to November 15, of each year.
Democrat candidates in November elections would garner about 2600 votes nationwide.

Bumper cash crops from Texas to North Dakota, from California to North Carolina, with rich farmers having to turn away eager teenagers during harvest time, instead of hiring illegal aliens from Mexico;
Speaking of Mexico also, no more illegal drug (or human) traffic;
Would there be hundreds of idealistic volunteers in cities working for A.C.O.R.N., enlisting the dead and the Dallas Cowboys to become Democrats, or be more interested in watching another episode of "Gilligan's Island" ? As far as government goes, all the whack Liberals would do is make fun of their names: "wow, his name's Byrd, dude"; "Gore? that rhymes with Bore!".
(think Beavis and Butthead)

Would they care how fat you are? Would they still care about funding the ACLU? How about gasoline standards?
And what of the other, health related problems associated with toking?
What of chronic unemployment? (LOL)

We have those problems today, anyway. Entrepreneurs, suddenly free from burdensome laws and regulations enacted by Democrat congresses, would find a way to work around those problems, and as Haight Ashbury's Nancy Pelosi admitted recently, investment in food stamps is a stimulus.
Pelosi looks like she could use some good Maui Wowie Redhead just about now;
she's so uptight, man....
Now, for the record, I do not use marijuana, or any drug- but I have no problem with slacker friends, who do. Because they're all slackers. Who don't vote.


Most Rev. Gregori said...

Hell's bells, how come I didn't think of that? Man that is right on Dude!

There was an article over on World Net Daily a few months back, where the writer of the article stated that liberalism is a mental disorder.

Yup, sure is, and it appears that a steady does of illegal drugs keeps it in check.

Jungle Mom said...

This is probably true!
Hope you feel better soon.
Did Leti get my email? I ask because sometimes my mail from Paraguay disappears into the ...whatever...

The Localmalcontent said...

Leti here, yes I did receive your email, Rita thank you. I only have found no time to write back yet.I well soon.

Anonymous said...

One problem with this reasoning: the Dem0crats are in the process of making it so slackers will be able to vote from the comfort of their beanbag chairs in their basement toking dens anyway. And in the era of The Great Half-White Father, they'll vote whether they want to or not.

Pamela D. Hart said...

The government wants to keep everyone drunk and high so that we don't know what's going on and they can push through any agenda they want. Why do you think they want to ban only cigarettes? If they truly cared about the "health" of the people they would ban alcohol, too.

The Localmalcontent said...

Boss: Mandatory voting? Why, I thought they only did that in Muslim countries! How would they receive their purple inked fingers from their basements?
(dont answer that)

New friend, Pamela:
one of my most favorite quotations, is by Homer Simpson, who said:
"To Alcohol, the source of, and the solution to, all of life's problems..."
You come back an' visit often~! OK?

Jeffro said...

Snork! Back when I was a tokin' liberal fool (as opposed to the non smoking conservative fool I am now), I voted. Buuuut, I think I was the exception.