Monday, January 26, 2009

Boxed and Bound to Fail

Bound to fail, and that is a good thing, ultimately.
The current band of elected kooks in leadership positions in Washington, D.C. could not be better, even if this were fiction, really.

"Life is like a box of Chocolates. You never know what you'll get." *
Unless, of course, you choose your own candy treats in the first place, Forrest.

In every way, the present Democratic leadership will most surely be the death of that party. Unless their electorate is really as stupid, as they hope. It is as if they are all saying, "Don't listen too closely to us, and don't bother looking into our decisions either, or you'll see right through us.
Just blindly trust us."

Distractions, distractions.
Look elsewhere, but just not at us, as we run America into the ground.
Didja notice, we're covered in yummy, taxpayer subsidized Chocolate~!

"The fact that the oceans are cooling, and that world temperatures are dropping and increased snowfall, are all a sure indicator that Global Warming is in full swing. And it is all the fault of man." Fear mongering, Democrat-style.

"Stimulus packages, at $1,000,000,000,000 a whack. But we don't know how many whacks, it will take. Our first $700 Billion bank and credit bailout idea did not work, but maybe another one or two will do it. Why, we feel. Just like you do"
Fear mongering, Democrat-style.

"Universal health care for everyone, covering everything that could possibly happen to you. Let us, the government, fully administer your health. It will be free, that way! Only, you have to jump through alot of hoops, abide with our decisions instead of your own, because you cannot be trusted to wisely choose what's best for you or for your child or your elderly father. Government has been so successful, with Social Security and with the wars on drugs and on poverty, government will do just as well with your health. Why, we feel just. Like you."
Fear mongering, Democrat-style.

"Abortions for everyone, everywhere from Haiti to the Philippines to the planet Venus~! More people are bad, and you young, horndog girls and boys cannot be trusted, or instructed. So go on, get pregnant tonight! Don't worry- we will pay for you to murder your child. In fact, we encouraged your own mother to abort you! Why, we are just as horny, like you!"
Hate mongering, Democrat-style.

"Republican tax cuts are EVIL. Tax cuts only benefit the rich folks, not Democrats! Never mind that it was a rich person who gave you your job, and never mind that the corporation which just laid you off, now pays higher taxes to us, instead of to you as salary or as wages. Never mind, that your grocery bill and your electric bill and your gasoline expense are higher, because it is all for 'the greater good'".
Hate mongering, Democrat-style.

"What is your race? What differentiates you from everyone else? Are you Black, White, Red, Latino, Muslim, French, Albino, handicapped, Jewish, poor, Canadian, angry, homely, and/or just stupid? Why, then you are special, you are a part of a minority, and you need our help.
Do you vote?"
Hate mongering, Democrat-style.

The Democratic leadership in Washington, D.C. only wants to Micromanage your life, because they believe that you are incapable of doing so.
Their disastrous decisions will become noticed soon, and rejected overwhelmingly, when they are seen to be only hollow and designed to keep you poor and needy. Then IF you Vote, you will evict them all from office, if not worse.

Oohhh, if only there was an alternative political party; one which lifted and encouraged individual freedom and individual initiative- one which trusted you to make wise choices for yourself, one which believed in you.

But nobody likes to receive individually wrapped peppermint candies,
just boxes and boxes of chocolates.

*"Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you’re stuck with this un - definable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down till there’s nothing left to eat. Sure once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but they’re gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. And if you’re desperate enough to eat those,
all you’re left with is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."- CSM


The Localmalcontent said...

The seed of a good idea, a good conservative post---
But I've got the flu, so
this post may come across as rambling gibberish.
I am going to bed.

Anonymous said...

Are you saying you don't expect great things from the first black Great White Father?

Most Rev. Gregori said...

YOU GOT THE FLU? you better get your butt down to the nearest government office and ask them to make you all better.

I mean after all the Libs believe that Obama can perform miracles in the name of the Democrats.

Jungle Mom said...

I do think the total and complete failure of THE ANOINTED ONE, will leave people despondent. Then what?

ABNPOPPA said...


I'm baaaaccccckkkkk!

Hey guy sorry to here you are under the weather. Take two asprins and call me in the morning. That'l be $50 please.

Well that's what my Doc tells me. I thought I could save you a trip to the Drs. office.

Seriously hope you get to feelling better. Will chat then.


ABNPOPPA said...


Just sitting here reading some of your older posts. Thought I would listen to your song for me. Great music and variety. Take Me Out To the Ballgame, threw me a curve but I really like the big band and Artie Shaw stuff.

Just thought I would let you know.


The Localmalcontent said...

Echoing Pops, here,
"I'm baaaaccccckkkkk!"

Our electricity went out here in Yanush last evening, just as Leti was loading the dishwasher, and I was shivering under the electric blanket on the sofa.
...Oklahoma is getting an ice storm annually these days... this one was pretty widespread, it looks like. I did get out this morning, driving Leti to the bank.
Elec. back on, this a.m. now as of 11:00.

So let me feverishly LOL answer some comments, before getting nauseus again.
-Boss McGehee- you referring to Bubba, or Zero? Cause we were all told that Clinton was first, that way.
-Abouna and Pops- thanks for the advice, the concerns, and the checks' in the mail... This bug is getting everyone around here.
-JMom- "leave people despondent"?!
So? Please tell me you are being ironic.
This administration and the Dem. leaders are talking about dumping capitalism, the engine which made this country what it is over 226 years, AND the inalienable rights bestowed by our Creator, and usurpted by Congress.
Pops- Artie Shaw Rocks~!

The Localmalcontent said...

>side note< RE: playlist songs
Just wait until you hear "Home By The Sea" by Genesis, there.

Ponder that one.
I've lived in a true, haunted apartment full of ghosties.
I've written about those years extensively, but mostly deleted those posts...