Sunday, January 18, 2009

"Yes, Virginia, There Still Is A Santa Claus"

I almost entitled this post 'Whatzit? No. 7'; but, it's pretty clear.

Clear that this Santa is a dumbass.

According to the Northern Territory Times (Australia), Santa's hand was successfully, surgically re-attached.


Most Rev. Gregori said...

Just goes to prove that there are morons all over the world. I bet that Santa is a Liberal also, because I doubt a Conservative Santa would be so stupid.

The Localmalcontent said...

A Conservative Santa would busy himself, delivering crocodile wallets, handbags and boots, instead of being this NAIVE and careless.

Alternate answer, Abouna:
That's why reindeer lead the sleigh.

Jungle Mom said...

I have seen Santa attire in strange places this year in Paraguay. We were lost one night and ended up in a very bad section of Asunción. The prostitutes were wearing Santa Hats!

The Localmalcontent said...

I did fail to mention in the post body, that this Santa-fake was not a Croc handler, instead was just a guy who jumped over the crocodile fence, encompassing Darwin, Aus.'s nature preserve.

That is why he IS A MORON.

Fidothedog said...

Thats one happy croc! :-)

The Localmalcontent said...

There is something about that twinkle in the croc's eye, isn't there!?
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