Monday, July 27, 2009

Your Average, Mindless, California Lib Voter Speaks Out

Watch this video, enjoy knowing that she and thousands like uhm her, will again vote for Hopey/Changey in 2012. Below the video, I have transcribed her entire speech for your pleasure.




"Well, the crops are, uh growing, uh very well, and uh, they're organic and some have, uh, pesticides, and uh I think that we should make a perfect pesticide for the crops. But uh, is good for the people, and healthy, and uhm, keep the crops preserved too, because we need the food because, uh, because it's food and stuff- uhmm

and organic food is good, also- Uhm... and the businesses downtown uhm, really need to lower their rent, uhm because, if the rent was lowered, those people would really have their own businesses, they have enough stuff, they are very good at making things, they're like experts, they're really good, and we can really be a community and umm, make the things and, and uhm, sell them in our stores, and I really believe that it can be a California thing, that it, that it can really work out, because uhmm, we can be rich and cotton and mining metals, and silkworms and we can make things, we can make things cars, the machine can make it for us and we can have the community and the city and San Francisco, and we can make things and put them in the stores.

On the East coast, they have slaves and they believe in slavery, and made in China but, uhm on the West coast, the new West coast, uhm we don't believe in that, we believe in the union, and that's what we are, as in the Bush administration, which was really good, uhm he has government funding for small business owners--
B-E-U- can grow every kind of fruit and vegetable you want- that's how they do it, they have fruit trees, and vegetable trees, that's where fruit and vegetable come from
You freeze the fruit and vegetables, it'll last forever-- you can put, you know, broccoli or strawberries in the freezer, it'll last forever-- if you don't, it'll you know, like it might go bad in a while, but, whatever--

but people, we live in California, this is our home, this is where we live-- growing food is Soo good, uh, for the people because it's free. All you's do is pay the farmers and pay for the land, but why do we have to pay for the land?? the land's free, it's new land you know, I mean, do we have to pay for the land, do we have to pay rent, do we have to pay, uhhmm, the food's free, so we should just..... sell it... at the Farmer's Market.


All together now, let's "Say WHUT?!!"

7 comments:

Christopher Willis said...

'vegetable trees'?

Please, step away from the bong.

Subvet said...

Take another toke baby, it'll be alright in the morning.

Most Rev. Gregori said...

God, let it be a "California thing", and let it stay there.

What a moron. I said it before and I will say it again, "California is like a big bowl of Granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes."

It because of total air heads like her that our country is going down the craper.

Jungle Mom said...

That was quite painful. My 3 yr old grand daughter can speak better and makes more sense.She says her favorite food is 'cow and pig' so we know she is smart!

The Local Malcontent said...

Yeah... whew!
even a day later after posting it, that gibberish still hurts my ears, and my mind's eye is sore.

Right, "vegetable trees".

BobG said...

"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience.
And then there is California."
-Edward Abbey

ABNPOPPA said...

Oh, my Goodness, Um, Let me, ah well. Please let California drop off into the ocean. I couldn't listen to it all. Sorry Mal. I became violently ill.

Pops