Friday, October 2, 2009

New Lyrics to "The Laughing Obama"

I know a slim politician, he's always on TV,
A blank and sullen, black faced man,
He really is a treat~
He's inept as a leader, he's never known to frown,
But ev'rone in the nation, just knows him as a clown.

Ohhha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,

He laffs at unemployment, he laffs at our defeat-
He laffs at everybody, when he's walking in the street~!
He never can stop grinning, he says he's never tried,
But once some of our soldiers died, he laffed until he cried~!

Ehh. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha,
Oh, hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho~!
Oah Hahaha, Hahaha, Hahaha, Hahahahaha.

His half-black face is wrinkling, and when he shuts his eyes,
(He turns his head to read what, a teleprompter advised)
He opens his great mouth then,
and while the world just sighs,
He says I must arrest you, he doesn't know what for,
and then he starts in laffing, concluding it's 'Just For'.

(Here, the MSM joins in the chorus)

Oah Hahaha, Hahaha, Hahaha, Hahahahaha.
Oahhh, hahahahahahahha,
HaHaHaHaHa, HaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa

So if you chance to meet him, you'll see he's just a f=*=,
To get him far away from you, just give him half a buck
Most usu'ly, that'll sway him, but the more you give the best,
Obama's only into, himself and there's no rest.

(Fools only this time!)

Ohhha, Ha HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha hahahaha.

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