Sunday, October 4, 2009

Oy Veh! Fiddler On The Iranian Roof~!

My best Iranian buddy, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran,

(wait for IT... ...)

IS actually Jewish, by birth. Read it. All.

Turns out, his family converted to Islam from Judaism after his birth, and that his birth name is really Schmechus Sabourjian.

The cloth weavers of Aradan. his birthplace.
All this time, I really thought that he resembled Motel Kamzoil, the tailor....

Now, my best, good friends KNOW that I'm not at all into, outting Jews;
that is a repugnant abomination.

What I AM into, is outting hypocrites in high places, and I cannot think of a greater hypocrite (Kenyan - born B.O.) than Mahmoud now.

Ali Nourizadeh, of the Centre for Arab and Iranian Studies, said: "This aspect of Mr. Ahmadinejad's background explains a lot about him. Every family that converts into a different religion takes a new identity by condemning their old faith. By making anti-Israeli statements he is trying to shed any suspicions about his Jewish connections. He feels vulnerable in a radical Shia society."

What this means, other than the inherent, psychologically damaging implications upon exposure, to my buddy, and the hasty denial of same which Mahmoud will now need to mount,
is that I can never use
this photographic amalgamation again.

Or, is this a covert subterfuge to rid Iran of its' recently re-elected, highly unpopular leader, and OK'd by the Supreme Imam?

Waiting for our telephone here in Yanush to ring, any mohamadan minute, now....


Kini said...

Holy mackerel andy

Ackmadinnerjacket is a Jooooo!!!

Harry said...

The next time you talk to your friend, let him know that he can still be forgiven if he cuts out these silly shenanigans, eases up on the other remaining Iranian Jews, and asks for forgiveness. There will be a bowl of chicken soup waiting for him, but it won't wait forever.