Saturday, September 29, 2012

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor~

I had a dream about mowing our yard this summer.
The dream played out like a commercial, with me dragging this thing around, and as it went around, it mowed, it raked, it weeded, it watered, it fed the soil, it rid the neighborhood of illegal immigrants.

It was, and is the NEW Azusa Mongoose Lawn Comb.
No more aluminum coils, no more overheated motors, and absolutely no listing to the left,
 like the earlier models.
The Azusa Mongoose Lawn Comb is all you need.
What I need is three (3) equal, monthly payments of $79.00.
Operators are waiting, and Waiters are operating.

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Most Rev. Gregori said...

Can't wait to see the deciphered Code on Jack Daniels Old #7.

The Local Malcontent said...

Don't tell anyone, but it is
"I rode the bull at Gilley's"
It was uproariously funny when dreamed....

Most Rev. Gregori said...