Friday, October 11, 2013

How Do You Spell Relief?

Do the Rigors of Obamaism drag you down?
Do Liberals get in your face?
Do you want to shoot someone named Barry,
just for the fun of it?

Me, too

Then friend, try extra-strength Damitol.

Doctor-Blogger-recommended, this *safe 
and satisfying medication can and will relieve 
your stressful reactions to unbridled,dictatorial decisions.

Taken in 3.5 oz. doses, this drug instantly relieves the undue stress brought on by **Asshole statists, who portrait 
themselves as kindly, old democrats.

** (contains Nuts)

*  Some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions while using DAMITOL to help them quit stressing. Some people had these symptoms when they began taking DAMITOL, and others developed them after several weeks of treatment or after stopping DAMITOL. If you, your family, or caregiver notice agitation, hostility, depression, or changes in behavior, thinking, or mood that are not typical for you, or you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, anxiety, panic, aggression, anger, mania, abnormal sensations, hallucinations, paranoia, or confusion, stop taking DAMITOL and call your doctor right away. Also tell your doctor about any history of depression or other mental health problems before taking DAMITOL, as these symptoms may worsen while taking DAMITOL.

Do not take DAMITOL if you have had a serious allergic or skin reaction to DAMITOL. Some people can have serious skin reactions while taking DAMITOL, some of which can become life-threatening. These can include rash, swelling, redness, and peeling of the skin. Some people can have allergic reactions to DAMITOL, some of which can be life-threatening and include: swelling of the face, mouth, and throat that can cause trouble breathing. If you have these symptoms or have a rash with peeling skin or blisters in your mouth, stop taking DAMITOL and get medical attention right away.

Before starting DAMITOL, tell your doctor if you have a history of heart or blood vessel problems. If you have new or worse heart or blood vessel symptoms during treatment, tell your doctor. Get emergency medical help right away if you have any symptoms of a heart attack or stroke.

The most common side effects of DAMITOL include nausea (30%), sleep problems, constipation, gas and/or vomiting. If you have side effects that bother you or don't go away, tell your doctor. You may have trouble sleeping, vivid, unusual or strange dreams while taking DAMITOL. Use caution driving or operating machinery until you know how DAMITOL may affect you.

DAMITOL should not be taken with other quit-stressing products. You may need a lower dose of DAMITOL if you have kidney problems or get dialysis.

Before starting DAMITOL, tell your doctor if you are pregnant, plan to become pregnant, or if you take insulin, asthma medicines, or blood thinners. Medicines like these may work differently when you quit stressing.

Headache, increased vaginal/urethral burning/itching/pain, or menstrual cramps may occur. If any of these effects persist or worsen, notify your doctor or pharmacist promptly.
Remember that your doctor has prescribed this medication because he or she has judged that the benefit to you is greater than the risk of side effects. Many people using this medication do not have serious side effects.

The following may be side effects. However, they may also be symptoms of a different or more serious condition (bacterial vaginosis or Pelvic Inflammatory Disease-PID) that may require different treatment. Tell your doctor immediately if any of these unlikely but serious effects occur: flu-like symptoms (including fever/chills), foul-smelling discharge from the vagina, stomach/abdominal pain.

A very serious allergic reaction to this drug is unlikely, but seek immediate medical attention if it occurs. Symptoms of a serious allergic reaction may include: rash, itching/swelling (especially of the face/tongue/throat), severe dizziness, trouble breathing.

Applies to Ultra Damitol: oral capsule extended release, oral tablet

Along with its needed effects, amphetamine / dextroamphetamine may cause some unwanted effects. Although not all of these side effects may occur, if they do occur they may need medical attention.

Check with your doctor immediately if any of the following side effects occur 
while taking Ultra Damitol:

Most common:
Bladder pain
bloody or cloudy urine
difficult, burning, or painful urination
fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse
frequent urge to urinate
lower back or side pain

Less common:
Cold flu-like symptoms
cough or hoarseness
fever or chills
Incidence not known
Blistering, peeling, loosening of skin
chest pain or discomfort

Very Likely:
difficulty breathing
difficulty in speaking
difficulty swallowing
double vision, triple plays
hallucinations (seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there)
inability to move arms, legs, or facial muscles
inability to speak
itchiness on your clothed body parts
joint or muscle pain
large, hive-like swelling on face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, or sex organs
loss of bladder control
muscle spasm or jerking of all extremities
pain or discomfort in arms, jaw, back, or neck
red irritated eyes
red skin lesions, often with a purple center
severe mental changes
shortness of breath
skin rash
slow speech
sore throat
sores, ulcers, or white spots in mouth or on lips.
sudden loss of consciousness
swelling of feet or lower legs
swelling of the lips and nose
tightness in chest, loosening in vaginal musculature,
troubled breathing, lasting days;
uncontrolled vocaloutbursts and/or tics (uncontrolled repeated body movements)
unusual tiredness or weakness
Get emergency help immediately if any of the following symptoms of overdose occur while taking Ultra Damitol:

Symptoms of overdose
undue violence toward Liberals, 
Blurred vision, blindness, stupidity
dark-colored urine, pissing like molasses
discouragement, unreality
dizziness, faintness, or lightheadedness when getting up from a lying or sitting position suddenly
feeling sad or empty, happy, sad, wistful, urswhile, unabashed, eager, hesitant, willing, unwilling, 
hopefullness, hopelessness,
lack of appetite, increase in appetite, no change in appetite,
loss of interest or pleasure, gain in pleasure or interest,
muscle cramps or spasms
muscle pain or stiffness, except in the penis, 
nervousness, moodiness, 
overactive reflexes, underactive reflexes
physical attempt to injure, or be injured
restlessness, horndogginess,
stomach cramps, wanting to read a big book,
trembling or shaking of legs, arms, hands, armpits or feet
trouble concentrating, trouble worshipping me,
trouble sleeping
violent actions, including rape and murder, all levels
panic state, Ohio State, Florida State, Kansas State,
pounding in the ears, pounding in your rear,
Some side effects of DAMITOL may occur that usually do not need medical attention for decades. These side effects may go away during treatment as your body adjusts to the medicine, only to return to beseige you decades later. 
Also, your health care professional may be able to tell you about ways to prevent or reduce some of these side effects, though this is unlikely, and only in the most optimum instance... Like 1:1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.. 

Check with your health care professional if any of the following side effects continue or are bothersome or if you have any questions about them:

More common
dry mouth
lack or loss of strength
stomach pain
unable to sleep
weight lossIncidence not known
decreased interest in sexual intercourse
false or unusual sense of well-being
inability to have or keep an erection
loss in sexual ability, desire, drive, or performance

twitching, twisting, uncontrolled repetitive movements of tongue, lips, face, arms, or legs

This is not a complete list of possible side effects. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist.

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