Wednesday, November 27, 2013

I Am Gonna Post Joan Crawford Pictures
With Every Future Post Here,
Till You Say "Uncle"

LOXAHATCHEE, FLORIDA- The family of a 7-year-old boy says their son was hurt after small meteorites fell from the sky while he was playing outside. Steven Lippard was in his driveway Saturday in Palm Beach County when he began bleeding.

The rocks were taken to Florida Atlantic University.  Initial tests showed the rocks were metallic and could have come from space.  Experts are now doing more tests to confirm the possibility.

When asked about her whereabouts at the exact time of Steven Lippard's meteorite attack, 
actress Joan Crawford snapped curtly, "Honey, I was in Saipan, at an outdoor cafe, selecting my evening meal from the petting zoo.  Got It?"

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