Friday, December 20, 2013

Now, A Video Christmas Card from Chuck Norris

Merry Christmas to you, too, Chuck.

What is being quoted here, is Act 1, Scene 1 of Hamlet, where Marcellus exclaims to Horatio, 
"Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long.
And then, they say, no spirit dare stir abroad.
The nights are wholesome. Then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallowed and so gracious is that time.."

Also in the background, Enya, singing "Only Time".


Anonymous said...

Of course, Chuck didn't do that just to one-up the other guy. He did it because the Air Force wouldn't let him juggle the planes on the rim of a volcano.

The Local Malcontent said...

oh, I thought he'd done that for last year's Christmas...

Anonymous said...

Those were V-22 Ospreys last year.