Saturday, July 26, 2014

Unloading My Downloads (July 14-26)

That which I've downloaded for whatever reason, over the past two weeks 
back home in Oklahoma:  

Pity the Clintons
~ They ate dog food for days after Bill left the Presidency, they were SO Broke.  They stole all the "w"s from all the typewriters and computer terminals in the White House in 2000,
but stupid Chelsea ate most of them, thinking that they were the new, chewy, White M&Ms, 
 leaving Bill an' Hill going to sleep hungry.
Hillary had to sew their clothes together from bed linens and curtain materials, and towels from K-Mart.  
Hillary's "wedding ring" is only 0.025 carats.
Then, in 2001, they got lucky and smart:  they became multi-millionaires, without making any thing 
to be bought by consumers, without discovering some cure for Cancer:

Tater Tot Cassarole (easy)

1 lb. lean ground beef
1 lb. ground sage sausage
1 lg. onion, chopped 
1 can condensed cream of mushroom soup
1 TBS. rubbed sage
1 TBS. garlic powder
1+ 32-oz. packages frozen tater tots, thawed
salt to taste
(optional) Cheeze Whiz topping

Saute onion in a large skillet until soft; add beef and sausage and cook until browned. Drain set aside.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Spread soup and beans in the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish. Slowly add meat mixture, then top with tater tots and season with salt to taste.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 to 45 minutes, or until casserole is cooked through.

Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it 

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.
He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.
Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.
"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do.

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