Friday, August 1, 2014

Jewish Joker Vs. Muslim Joker

I have held off from presenting the "broccoli" joke here at the Local Malcontent bloggie.
But maybe it is time.  It IS my favorite joke to tell...after all. 

"young gentile retelling old jokes"

First, the Jewess telling her joke:

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Next, the Muslimess telling her jokes:

Q: What is Al Qaeda now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death?
A: Don't put your contact info on the Play Station Network!

Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.

Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education at the same time in the Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel!

لديك عطلة نهاية الاسبوع لطيف!
A HINT: DON'T CLOSE THE VIDEO LINK ABOVE FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES

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