Wednesday, February 18, 2015

"It Smells Like Bacon"

Pope John Paul II:  Thank you very much for the gift, towel-head.  Is it a bomb?

Sultan Yusef Azzbak-Wadi:  it is not a bomb, as such~

Pope John Paul II:  "Why does it smell like a long-abandoned toilet?  Uuhgghhh..."

Sultan Yusef Assbak-Wadi:  "It is our most holy book, the Quran."

Pope John Paul II:  "Maybe it's the book cover, but that's pure-dee Shinola, Sultan."

Sultan Yusef Assbak-Wadi:  "You're holding it upside-down, Your Grace.  It's contents are spilling out~"

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