Monday, October 19, 2015

What Great Hillary Sound Bytes Lie Ahead



When the former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testifies before the House Committee on Benghazi this Thursday,

we will sure hear some good TV sound bytes.

Like "At this point, what difference does it make~!!???"  

But Representative Trey Gowdy, R-SC, will insist upon hearing from 'this woman' exactly what was important to her at that time:  
Opening up Libyan business opportunities for her 1990s business pal Sidney Blumenthal, 
or the safety and protection of our American ambassador and other Americans stationed there in Benghazi, Libya.

It will be a MUST-SEE TV event.


For Mrs. Clinton cannot paint herself any further into a corner with more lies, nor embellish her stale lies from those days, when she and controversial leader Barry hUSsein Zerobama blamed the deadly, "spontaneous attack" on an obscure YouTube video about Islam.

But you know in your hearts, that Hillary will Lie, she must lie, she must continue the lie, because she is such a psychopath.  

She is so Nixon-esque, the very posterchild of the spurned, the jilted, high-profile Watergate prosecutor from the 1970s, fired by her Democratic boss for (innocently) lying even then, she has nowhere else to turn: 
Only to Continue Lying, stacking bigger whoppers
on top of her earlier, big whopping lies, and

always expecting to be believed....  Even when the overwhelming evidence betrays her words.

Her Acceptable, Possible Fall back positions:  
**  I was under such pressure after my dangerous fall down the steps/escalator/elevator shaft, --my brain, my health,
     my nervous system (but I'm oh so healthy now-- Elect Me)
**  "now that I think about it, Maybe I aym so noways tired NAWO", 
**  dat anti-Muslim video, 
**  Chelsea's (necessary) wedding, 
**  All the trouble getting some guy to agree to date Chelsea,
**  dead broke after leaving the White House,
**  Bush's fault,
**  the Chicago Cubs' fault,
**  my damn flying monkeys' fault, and my 'allergy' to water...

2 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

What games will she play?

The Local Malcontent said...

Heh-- Only the games where she invents the rules as she goes, I think Odie.

maybe one where Debbie Wazzername Shultz is the referee?