Sunday, August 7, 2016
(Forced) Home Improvement
ARod announces his retirement from performance enhancing drug addiction.
And from baseball.
Tears swell in my eyes, hearing this and knowing that this imposter/thug/drug addict fooled Gotham City for so many years with his good looks and having a real All Star next to him on the infield to save him, named Jeter. will be gone after next Friday, Aug. 12, 2016.
He will stay on for another season as a New York Yankees player counselor.
Blah, blah, blah. Good riddance.
He won't be missed. Fake tears, Alex? Go into retirement, and disappear, OK?