Wednesday, January 11, 2017

My 39th Birthday Post
9 Years Ago

On January 11th, I am asking everyone who reads this tiny bloggie to wear an ORANGE piece of clothing.
I have not trailed off to the Dark side, no. I am not now, nor will I ever endorse anything that the American Civil Liberties Union, ACLU, or the Democratic Party recommends (although they too, are urging Orange clothes be worn today)!

Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nothing as undignified, as sublime, or as irresponsible, as doing anything the A.C.L.U.,
or the DhimmiCrats urge or demand.

Only because Orange is my favorite color. 'Favourite Colour', for you Anglophiles and Canucks.... 'Ouragne'... LOL

Orange is my favorite color, and
January 11 is my birthday.
The big 3-9.
My Tribe, the Firsts.
The title of my first published book, "First".
The first big 1-1-1.
Not to be confused with November 1st, the second and lesser 1-1-1.

As a tribute to the Local Malcontent, President Bush opened up the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center, Library and Tropical Resort for Sufferers of Jihad Syndrome, down in Cuba, six years ago. Thank you, George Bush, for your thoughtful, relevant present to me.
For my 40th birthday in 2009, could I request a long double fence be built?

Paint it Orange, if you like! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!
Paint it Blue and I wouldn't mind, either-- just build that border fence, OK? Either way, I will be happy to personally paint the fence, at only $16.77/ hour, my former wage...

Anyway, I'd really be honored tomorrow if all ya'll, from North Texas to Calgary, Alberta... from the great shores of Lake Ontario to Little Axe to Los Angeles, and everywhere else, wore something orange-colored.

(If anyone asks, say it is to honor the Texas Longhorns, the Denver Broncos, the New York Mets, the ACLU, or even Daffy Duck's feet-
I will know better.)

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