(*Alternate headline: "The Tex. Wax.Tax")
lovingly lifted from the Texas Tribune(dot)Com, not in any way, to be confused with the Top of Texas Gazette(dot)Com, this uhhh, mmmh, proposed law:
When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same “unnecessary” and “invasive” procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws.
That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.
There's more, but why bother? It's a superfluous bill, written and introduced by another intrusive, 'better-than-thou'-elected Democrat, but I repeat myself there~
This woman reminds me of the joke, about the guy in a supermarket checkout line, behind a foul-mouthed, dirty Democrat woman & her three screaming, undisciplined children. During a lull in the kids' loud commotion,
the man asked the Democrat food-stamp user,
"Are they triplets?"
"Huh? Triplets~!??" the woman replied. "Hell, one's 4 years old, this boy here is two-and-a-half, and the baby is 14 months.... Are you cross-eyed or summpin?"
"No, ma'am, I just can't believe that you ever got laid more than once~"