Thursday, December 13, 2018

"Is This the Real Life?
Is This Just Fantasy?"

I am Officially Astonished~  

The most downloaded song from the (entire) 20th Century is "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
that Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody has been streamed
1.6 billion times.

The 1975 song, written by the late Freddie Mercury for the album A Night at the Opera, is the world's most-streamed song from the 20th century, Universal Music Group revealed Tuesday.

I'm not denigrating that band or that song in any way-- because who hasn't sung the song lyrics at the top of their lungs, while waiting for a stop light, even driving down the road~
BUT THE MOST DOWNLOADED SONG ?

Evidently, nobody at all remembers this very iconic 20th century epic song:



~ Cause not one single day goes by, that I'm not reminded of,
or singing some part, some rhyme, some portion of
this great 20th Century song~

And NOT to be confused with
the OFFICIAL Local Malcontent Theme *(also 20th Century)~

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Heisman Winner Kyler Murray
Will have a room between
Bo Jackson and Tim Tebow

In Centerfield,.. .one might say~


Congratulations to Oklahoma University Quarterback Kyler Murray, on earning the Heisman Trophy~!



Calling All Heismans



(Wouldn't Charley Finley be just so proud of his OKLAnd A's?)
I am~~!  Best of both worlds in Kyler Murray, 
a college football and future MLBaseball star!
((time to root for another MLB team, hummmm?))

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Detested Arrested in Nye County


Tonight's episode of "LIVE PD-Rewind" on the A&E network is a replay from November 11, 2018, highlighting a very strange case of Kidnapping.

This is a really good show on A&E, and Dan Abrams, Sean Larkin and Tom Morris, Jr. should be commended for it.

The very unusual case from Pahrump, Nye, County Nevada, opened the show, due to the nature of the alleged crime, Kidnapping and False Imprisonment, of family members.
The younger son and brother of the two kidnap victims was arrested on the scene of his apartment complex for the crime.  Then later, his girlfriend was also arrested on the same charges.  Then, another female was arrested for the same crimes. 

Since then, the Nye County Sheriff's office has included this information via Channel 3, Las Vegas, which I lovingly lift:

Three people are behind bars in Nye County, accused of holding a mentally disabled woman and her son as prisoners for months.
Nye County deputies found a 52-year-old woman handcuffed and her 34-year-old son strapped to the mattress in a small bedroom.


The mother and son were malnourished had been held against their will by a younger brother and his girlfriend who lived at the apartment complex.
According to Nye County deputies, the mother and son had limited bathroom breaks, little food and water, and the bedroom was in poor conditions.

Surveillance cameras and tinted windows were set up to prevent the mother and son from escaping, according to Nye County Sheriffs Office.


Brother James Thatcher and girlfriend Chelsea Demille were charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment and elder abuse. The accomplice, Sandra Wombles, was charged with false imprisonment and elder abuse.

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Sooners' Tre Brown sacks texas quarterback for TWO~

NOW LET'S GO BOWLING,
AFTER KNOCKING DOWN THE HEAD PIN HERE:



YOU'RE NEXT, BAMA... REMEMBER 2014?
IN FACT, THE SOONERS HAVE SPANKED YOU 
5 TIMES OUT OF THE 6 GAMES 
WE HAVE FACED EACH OTHER~!

ALABAMA'S only win against the Mighty OKLAHOMA SOONERS came in 1962


Saturday, December 1, 2018

BRACE YOURSELVES: ROUND TWO

I stand corrected~
The University of Oklahoma HAS PLAYED texas university TWICE IN ONE SEASON, BEFORE:

In 1903.

In 1903, Orville Wright rode a motorized kite across a field in Kitty Hawk, NC.

In 1903, my grandfather was born;
In 1903, Scott Joplin was a local act;

In 1903, the Boston Americans defeated the Pittsburgh        
Pirates in that World Series in 8 games~;





In 1903, 'Oklahoma' was still officially "Indian Territory",
and not yet a State.

So I will change my historical claim,
to read 
"Oklahoma has never played two games in one season against texas university during our statehood".

115 Years later, in 2018, today, in 2 hours,



IT'S   ON   BUDDY,

YOU GUYS
ARE GOIN' DOWN

IN HISTORIC , FLAMING DEFEAT ~ !  
MY PREDICTION: OU 64, texas 30

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Spiritlands

Each of us have our own spiritual gift from our Father Creator.





As I decline, weaker and weaker each day, I can still make rain~

watch for my 50th birthday, I'm dancing for a heavy snow, +/- 24 hours.

The Untold Tragedy of Youth:
Texas Longhorn Indoctrination

In the Lonespar state, children are  indoctrinated at an early age, believing that
a higher education at, and rooting for, Texas University in Austin

Will somehow enrich their lives. 

However, these proofs show otherwise:

Witness the same children, from the ages of 5 years to 7 years, singing together,
Verses the same young adults, after graduation from Texas University:



All so wholesome and innocent....  OR, IS IT?  Then these children graduate from UT Austin,
and then, BANSHEE LIBERAL, SOCIALIST ADULT BABIES, useless nothings not unlike their athletic heroes on the gridiron:

Monday, November 26, 2018

Hell Is A Shoe Box

   ... and your consciousness is confined inside
that little shoe box all alone, completely separated from
any other thing you can remember from your lifetime.  

For Timeless Eternity.

You are sealed in that tiny shoe box, forever and ever without hope of escape, or any other reality other than your own solitude. Forever and ever, day in and day out, the first million years that you're there are going to be like the next billion years that you are there,

empty, alone, without change, without contact, without God.

And sleep is a thing of the distant, distant past:  
You are fully conscious and you are alone for eternity, with your memories that you will have relived over and over and over for 10 billion years. 

After you realize that you are in that Hell that I propose,
so compartmentalized and so small and alone, so unable to change any aspect of your eternal existence- say, after the first 2 non-stop years of your situation there, you rationalize for yourself a bit of comfort, being so totally alone::  
Hell isn't so bad, if I'm not in a burning lake of fire, or with demons poking me with their pitchforks, and I don't have to service Satan until next week, and hey, over there is that old man who angered me once, or there's Hillary over the other way, bitching about how Hell ought to be made better with her in control.
Gloating over Hillary's presence there with you in Hell,
would imply a modicum of pleasure or satisfaction.
There's no pleasure in Hell~

Or let's say there could be a one-hour period of sleep for you, after each 100,000 years of your eternal shoe box Hell:
Imagine waking up again afterward, 
realizing that you still are in that shoe box Hell.

That's Torment.

See, those examples all imply "contact" with someone else-- Someone also damned from your past, or someone you've heard of, like evil murderers, liars, blasphemers of God Almighty like Mohammad or Hillary Clinton.... but there, I repeat myself~

The vivid imagery of being cast into a lake of fire,, 
Implies that there will be others there with you also, drowning, swimming, skiing, making the best of-- that lake of fire. It implies company, it implies that there will be others with you to commensurate with.

I propose to you that Eternal Damnation, eternal separation from God Almighty is something even more perpetually, more profoundly and more starkly fearsome:

Total. Complete. Separation. From Every. Thing.
Just yourself
for Eternity, and Nothing Else. 

Only your short memories of a life poorly lived on Earth.
The realization that Jesus Christ no longer remembers you, that God no longer thinks of you.

Then slowly, within your first century of constant confinement,
YOUR OWN PERSONAL JUDGEMENT,
YOUR OWN DAMNATION OF YOURSELF.

And that never ending realization that you are in a lonely shoebox, condemned by your only companion, yourself; Nobody to complain to about the flames, the heat, the visits from Satan,,, or as the joke goes, nobody coming round to tell you the coffee break is over, time to go back to being
face down in boiling shit.

After the first 100 years in the bereft loneliness of solitude, I'd be pleased to perform some act, like diving into boiling excrement, only to have the interaction with my tormentors.

Instead, Hell is just you and you alone, for eternity after eternity after eternity after eternity. 
Alone in your little shoebox of horror, shame and hatred.
With the entity you hate most: 
Yourself.
******************************************
WHAT A SIMPLE WAY TO AVOID THAT~!
LEARN THE JOY OF JESUS CHRIST'S LOVE THROUGH DISCIPLESHIP TO HIM, OUR CREATOR~!

John 3:16- "For GOD so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whomsoever believeth in Him, 
should have everlasting life.

That means to come to know Jesus, His life and teachings to the Jews, and His remarkable sacrifice on the cross, paying the debt of all of mankinds' sins, the perfect sacrificial Lamb of God, because He loved/loves you that much~!! 
Ask Jesus to come into your heart, to live there, to love you from there, so inseparable and so intimate~! 

"The Eyes of Texas", Freshman Year @ UT

Poor, Lopsided LONGHORNS
NICKED WHEN THEY SHOULDA BEEN TUCKED

Lovingly lifted from THE Sporting News, these alarming facts:

Texas has turned into the laughingstock of college football.

Texas Longhorn's Worst Whippings in Football, Worse than Any Others~

Six years removed from a BCS National Championship game (now nine years), the Longhorns are headed toward their third (sixth, in 2017) losing season since.

I and other Red-blooded Americans regularly despise Texas, during the 2nd weekend of October each year, instead rooting for the Great and Awesome Oklahoma Sooners, born from a territory of Indians, Red People, 'Native American', an amalgamation of both civilized and not-so-civilized peoples, herded together into a corral.  But that's another Bloggie Post.....

I'm going crazy (++) getting to hate
Texas again, twice in the same season~!

What's the BEST THING to ever come out of Austin,Texas, besides I-35? 
Alex Jones.

What's the American-preferred, acknowledged,
best tasting beef besides Black Angus? 
Longhorn steaks and Longhorn ribs, beaten over a long afternoon.  
It's a little known fact, outside of my kitchen here, but Longhorn cattle are as utterly stupid as ISIS, or and every bit as hated, as unwelcome as mosquitoes during your evening patio party.

Listed here are that University's greatest losses during the past 100 years:

# 10:  TCU 50, Texas 7
# 9:   Louisville 41, Texas 0
# 8:  BYU 7, Texas 0
#7  TCU 48, Texas 10
#6:  Kansas State 48, Texas 7
#5:  OKLAHOMA 63, Texas 21
#4:  Miami 46, Texas 3
#3:  OKLAHOMA 63, Texas 14
#2:  OKLAHOMA 65, Texas 13.
#1:  UCLA 66, Texas 3

Meanwhile, just to be totally honest here, I present Oklahoma's
5 worst losses, in the past 40 years:
#5:  USC 55, OKLAHOMA 19
#4:  Kansas 23, OKLAHOMA 3
#3:  Arkansas 31, OKLAHOMA 6
#2:  Iowa State 38, OKLAHOMA 31
#1:  OKLAHOMA 15, Texas 15 (tie)

That's all because, as you already know,
Texas Bites!  Now 100% MORE~!

Saturday, November 24, 2018

'But It's Not (at the) Fair'
Whines ʇǝxɐs


For the very first time in the history of the hallowed Red River Rivalry between
the Oklahoma Sooners
and the ʇǝxɐs louƃɥoɹus,
these two teams will play each other
twice in the same season,
this time, at AT&T Stadium, instead
of at the Cotton Bowl, and amid their State Fair,
to determine the 2018 Big 12 Conference championship
in college football.

Excuse me please, I just threw up a little in my throat~

And people, I have to just say this is another sign of the End Times--
I'm guessing this was overlooked in Ezekiel 38 and Revelation 8 (I'm  kidding~):
More similar to when the Chicago Cubs won the World Series in 2016,
after 108 years of wandering through the MLB desert, or

defeating Hillary/Goliath two years ago, I just don't know what~
(both of which were 1 Trillion:1 Odds)

I blame this whole thing on the fact that OU/ut was not played on it's usual weekend,
the second Saturday in October, as per tradition. Yeah, I remember...
ʇǝxɐs scored a couple more points than did the Sooners that afternoon....

As nasty and disgusting as it sounds, the Sooners will have to face them once again,
in the same year, for the very first time in all of human recorded history.

Thursday, November 22, 2018

A Cause Celeb


FRIENDS, I WANT TO ASK YOU
A VERY SPECIAL, PERSONAL FAVOR.

I HAVE A VERY GOOD FRIEND,
WHO IS NUTS~ LIKE ME AND LIKE YOU~
A GOOD CONSERVATIVE AND A GODLY CHRISTIAN BOTH~
SINGLE FATHER OF TWO DAUGHTERS, WHO LIVE WITH HIM,

AGE 46.  AND IN NEED OF QUADRUPLE HEART BYPASS SURGERY.

If I'm not mistaken, misinformed, there are only six major vessels going to/from the heart~

Troy needs help covering his medical expenses, PLAIN AND SIMPLE,
plus funds to cover his extravagant, debauched, gay motorcycle gang lifestyle during his 2 to 3 month recovery time.  HAHAHA

Enough teasing the man ~

Troy Rhodes is a very solid, security guard at one of the area Choctaw Casinos, and we became good friends 3 years ago when he asked me if I was "a long-haired supporter of Senator Bernie Sanders" in that election cycle.

IMAGINE MY RESPONSE TO THAT ACCUSATION~~~~
But when I got to know Troy and his perpendicular sense of humor, we became fast friends,
and afterward, I made it a point to visit his Choctaw Casino for reviews, on days when I KNEW that he would be there.. so we could spend some time with each other, joking around.

Troy is only 46 years old, has congestive heart failure,
maybe COPD, Plus he's a transvestite.  And a Chicago Cubs fan.
My friend Troy could make good use of your donation of a few dollars...  I know that this comes at a really bad time of year, Christmas time, Hanukkah, 
BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, COULD YOU SPARE 1 DOLLAR OR 2, to help one good man and single father of two girls?

We donated today, and of course for Troy Boy, we will donate again, and again, and again as his needs arise.

This is not about me, your Local Malcontent;
instead, this is about helping out
a well deserving big jerk of a guy, Troy Rhodes.  

His friends have established a GOFUNDME page, where they're asking for $20,000, (and/or used underwear)
to defray medical and living expenses until Troy goes back to Work/Loaf.

Thank YOU, from the bottom of my heart,
for your consideration of my special request here,
And May the Lord richly bless and reward you.

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Those Wacky sub-Continental
Muslim-Hindu Indians~

These people keep trying and trying to add their comments
here on my American INDIAN bloggies;  
Comments which promote the very latest instant cures
in Herbal or chemical form for everything
from Erectile Dysfunction to Dandruff control.

I delete maybe a dozen, extracurricular comments per month, trying beyond hope to gain a foothold via my three (3) bloggies reputations.

This morning however, I wanted to follow up on one "comment", directing me to a web-blog about this author's Muslim-Hindu religion and it's handful of remaining devotees, 
lovingly called for only 800 years,
the "Mughal Dynasty".

There's only 100 million or so of them left . . .
. . .intermingling within their families . . . 
"worldwide". and only in southern India. 
So there's that aspect too

Mr. S. K. Sharma commented on my blog post,
dated October 14, 2007,
which I titled, "Two Strong Provoking Articles"
lo, these many Moons ago.  Shoot, I don't even remember what that post was about; besides, the two links which I provided therein, to the Heritage Foundation, are both dead links, going nowhere now.


But that did not hinder Mr. Sharma, a Hindu/Muslim, from 2007-18 from trying to bring attention to his own bloggie in the weakest way imaginable-- 



HERE IS MR. SHARMA'S ENTIRE COMMENT TODAY, for a 10/14/2007 LMC post: S K Sharma said...

My views my drishti provides best thought provoking articles. Real life motivational stories to inspire People by S K writings.



Ohhh Yeah, I Fired Back to Mr. Sharma today, and posted up, 10+ years ago:, THIS, my blast from the future to the past (WHICH INDEED, REALLY DEFINES CHRISTIANITY FROM HINDUISM, ISLAM):

Mr. Sharma, I Do Not Know Where to begin this reply to your "comment".

First of all I guess, you did not comment on my post here, from over 10 years ago, so there's that.
To suddenly post your own website to my bloggie's comments section is kind of strange, considering that my blog post here, is over 10 years old;
AND, and, the link to your website leads to one which has not been updated in well over a month~!

So there's that, too~

Then, at your web-blog, which I just came from, YOU DO NOT AFFORD ANY OF YOUR READERS THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMMENT. AT ALL. ANYWHERE.
INSTEAD, you offer for sale books you've written about your sub-Indian band of Hindu-Muslims, which you admit, number only about 100 million, centralized persons.... less than 1% of the number of gods you worship.

Don't rail on MY blog against Christianity, sir, please--
YOU AREN'T QUALIFIED. GOOD DAY. DON'T COME BACK.

TODAY IS November 21, 2018. Get with the program, or you know....
......... Karma ...................


Another Score for Christianity~!
Muslims/Hindus, still GOOSE EGG.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

"IT HAS TO BE YOU"

It had to be Him, our Savior Jesus, THE SON OF GOD ALMIGHTY, the perfect, unblemished, sacrificial Lamb
to save all mankind from sin, and therefore from eternal separation from GOD. 



Speaking colloquially as the Local Malcontent here, 
my very most reverent impression of the intimate conversation between
HIS MOST HOLY, MOST GLORIOUS SELF, and His only Seed, His Son and OUR SAVIOUR, Jesus Christ,
could've gone something like this:


 "IT HAS TO BE YOU, IT HAS TO BE YOU, BELOVED,
YOU HAVE TO GO, AND LIVE DOWN BELOW,
AMONGST ALL THE MEN~ 

"IT HAS TO BE YOU, IT HAS TO BE YOU, BELOVED, 

AND YOU'LL NEED TO DIE, DON'T ASK ME WHY,
FOR THEM TO BE KIN 

"FOR YOU TO DIE, AN UNBLEMISHED LAMB,
I'LL RAISE YOU UP,
YOU WILL BE THE SKY

"IT HAS TO BE YOU,

IT HAS TO BE YOU, IT HAS TO BE YOU"


"FOR NOBODY ELSE...."
could save mankind,
As did His shed Blood on the Cross

Monday, November 19, 2018

Thoughts On the Iran Drought


First off, just rearrange the letters in ya'll's name, 
from 'IRAN' to 'RAIN'.
~That would go a long way to eliminating drought...



Secondly, stop blaming Israel for everychange that you people experience.

Thirdly, earnestly Pray to the real, living
God of Mankind,
Jesus Christ, for
your needed rainfall.

Lastly, and so many of you have already done this part,
REJECT Islam altogether, and the eternal hatred of your brethren and kindred that it presupposes.

Join the rest of us and become a part of the 21st Century~!

Sunday, November 18, 2018

♫ Since 1492' ♫

IT IS ALWAYS A WELCOME ANNIVERSARY COMMERCIAL FROM B.C. CLARK, Oklahoma City,
when we see it on TV, or when we hear that
most familiar jingle on the radio,

it is A Certainteed, Absolute Oklahoma calling~ 
It's Christmas time now~

The B.C. Clark jingle IS AN OKLAHOMA CLASSIC--

I caught their early signal yesterday,
on KTOK online radio, grinning again, remembering again,
for at least the 30th year running
as I sang OUT LOUD, along with the commercial...

Ahhh, Among my Most Fond Memories:
Whilst at my OU KA fraternity in the late 80s, my brothers and I all used to join in unison to sing along with the Clark's Ad's last stanza:
  
"At Oklahoma's Oldest Jeweler, 
Since 1492
So Give The Gift You Can't Afford~,
From B.C. Clark's Anniversary Sale."


The F-22 Raptor Shows Its Crazy Ability

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS,
is just one ride in a USAF F-22 Raptor~!
Leticia?? 

An unstoppable force meets
an immovable object


Friction, by definition~



copyright, Alexander Hunter 2018

I Witnessed Two UFOs

SERIOUSLY,
Yesterday morning, Saturday, Nov. 17, 2018, I was up  drinking coffee on our patio around 06:50, viewing the morning chem-trails and awaiting another beautiful sunrise,
when I thought I spotted two little black birds, flying together, off to my southeast.
These two "birds" did not act like birds however; they didn't drift apart at all, doing any loop-de-loops or any varying from their linear flight whatsoever. 
At this point, they were still too far away for me to discern if their wings were flapping--

But these two objects were moving pretty quickly, in a straight line from South-Southeast to North-Northwest, in tandem in a straight line.

And as they flew overhead of me here on Cavanal Hill in Poteau, before the actual sunrise,
I could see that they were two itty-bitty Triangle-shaped crafts, moving really really fast and very high up in the sky.  No flapping wings~!

I did not see any navigational lights on these two UFOs, blinking underneath them as they flew over my position, and I never took my eyes off them as they approached and then flew past me~
And it was soon all over for my sighting, as the two UFOs flew beyond my sight, beyond the mountain's elevation/horizon in my side yard.

Friday, November 16, 2018

FAKE EVERYTHING~
Music, News, Food, Lawsuits, Religion, Marijuana, Work-At-Home Jobs

2nd Peter 2:10-19
10 This is especially true of those who follow the corrupt desire of the flesh and despise authority.  Bold and arrogant, they are not afraid to heap abuse on celestial beings; 11 yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powerful, do not heap abuse on such beings when bringing judgment on them from the Lord. 12 But these people blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like unreasoning animals, creatures of instinct, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like animals they too will perish.
13 They will be paid back with harm for the harm they have done. Their idea of pleasure is to carouse in broad daylight. They are blots and blemishes, reveling in their pleasures while they feast with you.  14 With eyes full of adultery, they never stop sinning; they seduce the unstable; they are experts in greed—an accursed brood! 15 They have left the straight way and wandered off to follow the way of Balaam son of Bezer, who loved the wages of wickedness. 16 But he was rebuked for his wrongdoing by a donkey—an animal without speech—who spoke with a human voice and restrained the prophet’s madness.
17 These people are springs without water and mists driven by a storm. Blackest darkness is reserved for them. 18 For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful desires of the flesh, they entice people who are just escaping from those who live in error. 19 They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity—for “people are slaves to whatever has mastered them.”

So many Americans have been fooled by some people with cheap, fake Crap.
"Crap" being the word to cover everything that has been thrown at American consumers of every genre, of every aspect since at least 30 years ago. These days, the complete envelopment
of fake Crap onto us all about to 
Bring this country to a violent, boiling point.
I'M NOT KIDDING HERE~

The level of intentional deception foisted upon us all
is overwhelming, and people are beginning to crack,
myself included.

In my own experience, I would also include Fake Medications.... I've already dropped two doctors in my Cancer care, one hospital organization and three expensive, worthless prescription drugs.

It is all Fake, It is all worthless.

Remember hearing about the 19-year-old pitcher who won the Little League World Series for his team some years ago?
There's Fake Sports.  ESPN?  A Fake Sports network~


FAKE BLACK PEOPLE~!!

It's all been a scam on us all;
an illusion using smoke and mirrors, and lies.
Of course, outright Lies. To your face.

IT IS ALL A FORM OF ABUSE,
AGAINST YOU AND ME,
AND THERE OUGHTTA BE A LAW....
A REAL LAW AGAINST THIS CRAP~!!

Now, please enjoy this little 9-year old Japanese girl,
as she pretends to flawlessly play "Flight of the Bumblebee"
on her flute....  (watch her fingerings)  Fake, again.

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Quasimodo Who?


Hmm, that name rings a bell...








get it??
Have a nice November weekend, everyone~!

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Once A Kook, Always A Kook:
This Old Bob Is Still at it

I'm not sure what has made Bob Vila, formerly
of PBS-TV's "This Old House", so very odd these days: 

Maybe because he's a lifelong Democrat from Massachusetts, and Obamacare has cut him off-
Or maybe he's sniffed too much tile adhesive over the years, and Obamacare has cut him off-
Or maybe, he just got too big for his coverall britches, you know~

I get these 'helpful' emails from www.bobvila.com on a daily basis,
after seeking Bob's wisdom regarding when during the year,
to plant Crepe Myrtle bushes in our yard--
FIVE YEARS AGOWHILE WE LIVED IN YANUSH.

But his website's emails just keep getting more and more strange, more obtuse
more of "WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD ANYONE DO THAT~?"

Case in point, our daily email from BobVila, "13 Unusual Tips for Your Cleanest Bathroom Ever"


They are just a bit TOO UNUSUAL really,
for anybody to take seriously.... 
especially when you are cleaning your private bathroom:
-- Like using aspirin to clean bathtub grout, or your Denture cleaner to make your toilet sparkle.
--Using Dryer Sheets to wipe off soap scum, instead of
keeping one's clothes wrinkle-free and smelling great?
--Using your TurtleWax Truck polish to keep that shower all shiny-shiny?  

My point is "WHO THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?"  
Save your aspirin, your effervescent denture cleaner, and GO BUY A BOTTLE OF TIDY BOWL


AND/OR SOME TILEX~!!
OR, don't allow anybody into your bathroom to witness your filth,
OR, get in there and use a little elbow grease and one bar Lava Soap everywhere.
I did this for years as a single guy before I met and married Leticia; 
Now my wife uses both our old underwears as cleaning rags,
and She gets great reviews from .... ME~!
I guess that some other Kook will find this nonsense to be good advice, and waste his aspirin and car wax~

This latest bunch of strange BobVila emails reminds me of something that Homer Simpson might just try and endorse~

Lovingly lifted from BobVila(dot)com, the aforementioned horror story:

13 Unusual Tips for Your
Cleanest Bathroom Ever

Monday, November 12, 2018

'Birthday, Joel

Most certainly NOT "Happy" Birthday celebration today for you, Joel.

Could've been.
And it would've been.

It should've been your 39th birthday yesterday, 11-11, 
had you not made your life so vacant and hopeless that you hanged yourself, 
seven years ago,

11-20-11,  after more than
a decade- -
a decade of tumbling headfirst
down that steep slope. Through prison time, through so many attempts at rehab, 
your rock bottom was in a dirty motel room, with your belt around your neck,
and a needle still in your elbow.

But your memory lives on, buddy.
Your hopeless addiction to Methamphetamine has become the cause of so many of us, 
YOU. ARE. WHY. THIS. INDIAN. CRUSADES. AGAINST. DRUG USE.
Your suicide sent such a thunderbolt through SE Oklahoma, that 
laws were changed, laws were strengthened, and new laws were enacted against
deadly methamphetamine cookers/dealers.

You will always be just 32 years old, Joel;
Your fatal weakness may become your lasting strength, & prayerfully, your ultimate triumph.

Dammit, Joel,
I miss you alot