Wednesday, April 18, 2018

"SMELLUM GOOD"

Following quickly on the heels of that last post of mine, "April Showers-- Who Needs Them?", 

I want to hasten to add here that I shower nearly every day, 6 times out of 7 days, at worst. 
With "Irish Spring" deodorant soap and with "Head and Shoulders" shampoo.... 

But here's the Difference, between me (MEN) and some you (boys):

I have found three scents, three aromas for men, which the ladies adore, and the guys envy:  Just this past week, I watched as one casino's Restaurant manager caught my scent, but she mistakenly thought it came from some other guy....  "No, that's me," I said.  "Smell me here", I said to her.  She did so, and then exclaimed, "OHh, it is you!  You smell so good~!"

GUYS, you must know that your Local Malcontent here, does NOT endorse very many things
on my bloggie.   
But for my money, these colognes ARE THE BEST OUT THERE:

1)  ZINO, by Davidoff.  Find it most easily on Overstock.com

2)  SUEDE, by Ginger's Garden.  Order this awesome scent here:

3)  CLUBMAN, by Pinaud.  This scent is simple yet extraordinary-- smells like a recent visit to a Barbershop~  Found at Walgreen's.

Then, gently mix/match any two of these, gently. 
~Gently, gentlemen.  To knock out the gals around you, with your scent.

April Showers-- Who Needs Them?


Uhmm, what exactly is 'one's Horny Layer', and why/why not expose it?

The outermost layer of your skin's surface (called the stratum corneum or horny layer) is a barrier made of hardened, dead skin cells. These skin cells offer protection for the underlying layers of living, healthy cells. The horny layer is more than just dead skin cells; it's held together by lipids, which are fatty compounds that actually help maintain moisture in your skin.

Lovingly lifted from PJMedia(dot)com, this interesting piece on
'Showering too much'by STEPHEN KRUISER:

For the longest time, a key component of my personal mission statement has centered on maintaining the integrity of my skin's horny layer. I can't be alone in that regard. Imagine my horror upon discovering that societal daily hygiene norms were keeping me from my life goals.  Then, as if it weren't awful enough that the shower is assaulting my skin, there is a terrycloth demon awaiting afterward to do even more damage.

I live alone (NO WONDER~!), spending most of my days writing and blogging and I very rarely have to interact with other people. After my daughter went to college and I was back in my writer hermit mode, I began wondering if there was a point to a daily shower. Even at "quick guy shower" length one is wasting precious time that could be spent with Netflix, after all. Absent the need to make other people happy, was there any sound reasoning for wasting water like that? (emphasis mine)

Not really. In fact, not only is frequent showering not necessary, it can be harmful to the skin:

Anytime you take a shower -- especially a hot one -- with soap and a scrubbing device like a washcloth or a loofah, you're undermining the integrity of your skin's horny layer. The soap and the hot water dissolve the lipids in the skin and scrubbing only hastens the process. The more showers you take, the more frequently this damage takes place and the less time your skin has to repair itself through natural oil production. What's more, the horny layer of your skin can be sloughed off by scrubbing, exposing the delicate skin cells beneath. The result of showering too frequently is generally dry, irritated and cracked skin.  Another problem related to showering too often is the use of a towel to dry off. While rubbing yourself dry with a towel is common practice, it's also a damaging one for your skin.

And heretofore I thought that the only real showering terror arose
from unlocked, motel doors, or from Ice Cold Water:

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

"great", Britain-- The Cowardly Lion
Accedes To Muslim Sharia





First handguns and recreational rifles were banned by the feckless British Parliament,
now machetes and kitchen knives are being considered as weapons of anger and wrath also.





Besides, WHAT'S WITH THE UNICORN, there?
oh, it's mythical, just like your authority over the world, today~
It is a myth, just like your "staunch stance" against mayhem.
It seems like kind of "fantasy", foisted upon the rest of us, kind of *(please believe us, 'We're big and we're bad')  ....

Someday, broom-handles and screwdrivers will also be regulated, and maybe banned by law from ownership, 
for anyone other than government-regulated and licensed workmen.
Except for those few who have designs on Murder in the first place, and not just tightening a door's hinges on the side, for a Pound or two.

So Long, England~!!  It was good while it was good,
but NOW your pretentious stupidity has overcome 
your common sense, and 

IT IS TIME FOR THE UNITED STATES TO CALL YOU OUT FOR WHAT YOU TRULY ARE:

A VERY FRIGHTENED, TIMID AMALGAMATION OF COUNTRIES,
AFRAID TO MORALLY LEAD &
TERRIFIED OF/BY EVERYONE.

ONCE YOUR NATION REJECTED GOD IN YOUR CHURCH, AND was
THEN COMPROMISED BY HOMOSEXUAL SODOMITES, IT WENT DOWNHILL QUICKLY FOR YOU.  

YOUR DEVIOUS, INBRED GOVERNMENT ONLY RECENTLY MURDERED your own PRINCESS DIANA....

I used to be such an Anglophile:  However, now that I'm older and have researched how your empire has been so hostile, filthy, and slavish against the rest of the World,
I would not in-dignify myself
to consider your country as even "modern day", enlightened, or Western.
Only still stuck in the mid-1600s, and therefore doomed to die off, hopefully soon, 
because,

YOUR non-Godly NATION IS OF NO USE
TO THE WORLD, ANYMORE.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Tonight, February 74th,
Baseball at Wrigley Field, Chicago

Tonight in north Chicago, the Cubbies host the St. Louis Cardinals on an ice rink at Wrigley Field.  Gametime temperature should be a hearty 32° F, with winds from the Northwest at 17 miles per hour.
The game should be fun to watch..., on TV, at home in front of a fireplace, with cocoa not beer.  Which we will~  

My predicted line score?  
St. Louis, 4 runs, 8 hits, and 2 errors; 
Chicago, 2 runs, 3 hits and 4 errors, due to the paralyzing cold.  Outfielders need not apply~

Heaven forbid, that this game goes extra innings....

UPDATE:  HEH, GUESS WHAT??

Saturday, April 14, 2018

THE ART OF TALK


Here's what I have said in the past, 
my high regard for my late-night friend.
Rest In Peace, Art Bell

Friday, April 13, 2018

Let's Take A Walk
~5, In Fact


Watching the St. Louis Cardinals playing the Cincinnati Reds last night, never expecting to  witness something in Baseball that I've never seen in baseball before, or heard about in baseball before, or wondered about, ..., in Baseball before,

Of Course then, I witnessed something that I had never ever seen before, or heard of before, or wondered about before.

In the top of the 7th inning, Cincinnati relief pitcher Zachery Weiss made his Major League debut.  His first pitch was low and inside to Cardinals' clean-up hitter, 1B Jose Martinez.  The Red's catcher rolled that ball to the dugout for posterity, Weiss' first Major League pitch--  that's when the bottom fell out for Weiss~  His second Major League pitch was bounced to the plate....  
Uhh Ohh.

Martinez then launched Weiss' third pitch 388 feet, into the left field stands, at 114 miles per hour.

The next Cardinals batter, Catcher Yadi Molina, sent a rocket into the 2nd level, Left Field seats 438 feet.

But Zachery Weiss, that rookie Cincinnati pitcher making his Major League debut, 
then got crafty with his next pitches to Cardinals hitters, 
issuing two 4-pitch walks, none of which regarded the strike zone, 
or even home plate~, 
as a destination.

Zach Weiss reached Pitcher Infinity on his first visit to the mound! An Earned Run Average (ERA) of "INFINITY"


That's when the Cincinnati manager pulled #49 off the mound; The Cardinals now leading 7-4, no outs and two runners on base, and installing Tanner Rainey to continue pitching duties.


Rainey immediately issued a 4-pitch walk to Paul DeJong, loading the bases with no outs, then out-did himself by issuing a walk to the next batter in the Cards' lineup, Kolton Wong~!   

But the Red's Rainey wasn't done~ 
Ohh Nooo.  HE issued yet another walk to the next batter, Greg Garcia, pinch-hitting for the Cards' pitcher Brebbia.

Five consecutive walks.  After the two Redbird home runs.

I have never ever seen 5 consecutive Bases-on-Balls in any single game in my lifetime following of Baseball~  that got me to wondering
what is the record for CONSECUTIVE WALKS IN AN INNING?

Well, it did happen before, & within my lifetime as it turns out:  The Atlanta Braves issued 7 consecutive walks in an inning to the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 3rd inning of their game on May 25, 1983 (tying a mark originally set by the Chicago White Sox in an AL game from 1909)

Thursday, April 12, 2018

"How Did You Die?"

by Edmund V. Cooke

Did you tackle that trouble that came your way
With a resolute heart and cheerful?
Or hide your face from the light of day
With a craven soul and fearful?
Oh, a trouble's a ton, or a trouble's an ounce,
Or a trouble is what you make it,
And it isn't the fact that you're hurt that counts,
But only how did you take it?


You are beaten to earth? Well, well, what's that?
Come up with a smiling face.
It's nothing against you to fall down flat,
But to lie there -- that's disgrace.
The harder you're thrown, why the higher you bounce;
Be proud of your blackened eye!
It isn't the fact that you're licked that counts,
It's how did you fight -- and why?


And though you be done to the death, what then?
If you battled the best you could,
If you played your part in the world of men,
Why, the Critic will call it good.
Death comes with a crawl, or comes with a pounce,
And whether he's slow or spry,
It isn't the fact that you're dead that counts,
But only how did you die?

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Governor Fallin Signs H.B. 3375 Yesterday, Putting Me Back to Work Full Time


No more 3 or 4 day work-weeks, HEYYAH~!  
Kelsey's daddy is going back to work!!

Lovingly lifted from City-Sentinel(dot)Com, this Good news:


OKLAHOMA CITY – 
Governor Mary Fallin on Tuesday (April 10) signed a measure that allows expanded casino gaming for Oklahoma’s Indian tribes. The measure comes with increases in the state’s “exclusivity fees” which tribes with gambling operations send to the state government.

Fallin signed H.B. 3375, which allows tribal casinos to use traditional roulette and dice games, which were specifically prohibited since a 2004 vote of the people. Fallin’s press release contends that measure will “put substantial additional dollars into education.”

Internal, OKTax Comm. revenue projections which I helped to develop, estimate an $19-25 million per year increase in tax income for the State~  
Eighty-eight per cent (88%) of additional income due to this bill, will go toward Oklahoma teachers' pay-raise and supplemental needs for education, K-12.

Fallin last month signed HB 1010XX, part of a revenue package to fund pay raises for teachers. The package allows for a $6,100, or 16 percent, pay raise on average for Oklahoma teachers. According to the governor’s analysis, that measure will move Oklahoma’s teacher pay up from the lowest, in average teacher pay, to second in the seven-state region and up to 29th from 49th nationally.
Oklahoma’s teacher-pay ranking improves to 12th in the nation when adjusted for cost of living.

Local am Content with this news~!

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Sunday Morning Coffee (Full Album)

Here is a Rare Treat: The Sunday Morning Coffee album;
 I bought this CD over 20 years ago, when I went
on vacation to Key West, Florida.
I am pleased to share it with you
here, today, this timeless music~!



Back then, I would put this CD into my DiscMan, cram the old headphones on, and play Internet chess with a bloke named Jon, in Sydney, Australia.

We would make a single move each in a day's time, sometimes more than one, 
per day.  That was our "game-boy" experience, back then.

*(by the way, I won them all)  But Jon remains a good friend of mine, to this day~.


BUT ESPECIALLY, THIS ONE: 
MY ONLY REMAINING, FONDEST MEMORY 
OF MY GREATEST  .... .... 
whom I .... forever,
on a subsequent Florida vacation together.

we communicated briefly, for the 1st time in 20 years, last year~

"the brightest stars burn only half as long-", said she, 
about our intense romance, once~

She is now a prominent fixture on Toronto, Ontario TV News.
Me, I'm still just me.


Monday, April 9, 2018

Benny Hill - Hospital Hi-Jinx & Closing Chase

The Comedy Genius called Benny Hill
(not Benny Hinn)
:



~ Did you know, that the late Benny Hill was NEVER SUSPECTED, NEVER ACCUSED BY ANYONE, of being a British, BBC pederast, 
unlike so many other British TV personalities have been?

Watch the hilarious skit, "Wife Swap" below, featuring the great British actress Kathy Staff:



- Because Benny Hill was TRULY, all about the comedy value, NOT what he himself could drum up from the TV swamp.



            
   I've been doing some casual reading on the lifestyle of this cute British comedian, Benny Hill.

I've found that in the very nasty, vulgar circle within the British Broadcasting Company, 
Mr. Hill was content with only, ONLY exposing the least necessary sexual content on his TV show, years ago. 
Sexual innuendo notwithstanding, all members of his English speaking audience could watch his shows, 
and not be offended, only humoured.  
UNLIKE many other BBC programmes~

At least, not without a nod and a lasting chuckle~

Saturday, April 7, 2018

"Snow and Behold"


The first I'd heard of the possibility of snow this morning came from a cousin of mine early yesterday, Friday morning.
He said "Ohh yeah man, 4 inches of snow tomorrow morning!"

I dismissed his claim instantly, since in the past he's proven to be a really good fear monger and well-known, self-recognized expert on essentially nothing~.

But this morning, right NOW, @ 7:10am, CDT, in Poteau, Oklahoma, it's snowing like crazy as he predicted
here on Cavanal hill.  It looks also like there was a period of freezing rain/ice earlier, as the fence is glazed over, and sleety pellets are visible.
On our backporch, it is a freezing 30°F; predicted high temp today for Poteau is around 48°F.
Yes, I will build a fire in the fireplace-- It's still Winter~!!

There's maybe one inch accumulation already on the green grass,  and the wild flowers are still peeking out above their wintry coat, it really looks like 4-inches COULD BE A POSSIBILITY before the cold storm slides out of this area.

April 7 snowstorms used to be common way back in the early-mid 20th Century, I've learned from the folks~  But this now stands as the latest heavy snowfall that I've seen in 49+ years~!!  At this relatively high altitude, the wind is also howling and blowing the white stuff sideways sometimes....

Just Beautiful!  Isn't God just so fascinating?

On the other hand, there's dealing with muh cousin after this~

********************
WEATHER UPDATE
******************** 
Now 11:30 am, the snowfall
is all but over,
now just sprinkling, lite rain.  
So I'll give Davis ⅓ credit:  It was maybe 2 inches of snow~


Wednesday, April 4, 2018

News is Propaganda - Open Your Eyes


NOW THIS IS DISTURBING 
IN THE EXTREME~






OHH, HOW THE TELEVISION MEDIA LIES TO US~!!  JUST TURN IT OFF

Here's a little something more, I noticed, from the above video:





































Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Or,
How to Look A Gift Horse In the Mouth

Oklahoma Skool Teechurs
Demand Even More Pay
Thousands of Oklahoma teachers walked out of school Monday and protested at the state capitol for higher salaries and increased funding.

Oklahoma legislators approved a $6,100 raise for state teachers across the board in an attempt to evade the walk-out, but teachers proceeded with the protest.

“My niece sits on the floor in her middle school English class in Moore, Okla., because they’re overloaded into the class and don’t have enough furniture,” Edmond Public Schools elementary teacher Carrie Akins told The Daily Caller News Foundation. “My son in ninth grade had to get an override on his schedule because his Spanish class was too full… he was student number 41 in the class. As a state, we have failed them.”  Akins wants smaller class sizes, better teachers, and more funding for classroom materials, the teacher mentioned.

To the contrary, Oklahoma HAS NOT failed any student~  Oklahoma school children are some of the most brightest, most gifted, most curious kids that I've ever had the chance to know!  Instead, it is the Oklahoma Teachers Union, which has created this tempest, this protest, this expectation that below-average teachers within this state deserve pay raises regardless of their abilities or skills at the art of teaching.

Just try-- JUST TRY to bring up Teacher Merit Pay (raises), based upon personal teaching skills, no matter what size school they work in--  and be prepared for the loud, screeching howls of resentment 
from the Ok. Teachers Union...  

lovingly lifted from CheatSheet(dot)com, this statistic:
OKLAHOMA  Average teacher salary: $44,921

Oklahoma teachers make 67% of the salary others do with a college degree, the sixth-worst ratio in the country. The cost of living might not be as high as other states, but there’s clearly a discrepancy between teacher salaries and the earnings of other Oklahoma residents.

Teaching Degree$ versus what, degree$ in Chemical Engineering?
Or like my OU degree, in Finance/Management?
It seems to me, that YOU, the individual teacher-person, made the career mistake~ 
I earn $77,000/year in my capacity as one of only five OKLA/Regional Tax Auditors of Indian Casinos.  YOU WANNA TALK TO ME ABOUT 
YOUR JOB'S PRESSURES~!!??

I ENSURE/BRING IN loads of REVENUE TO THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA from 21 Indian Tribal casinos, every two weeks.... 
What do you do to earn your salary~? -- squat in a chair for 7 hours per day, get up to write something on a chalkboard, read from a book, explain how 7 oranges + 9 more oranges = 16, year after year after year to new students??
*YOU CHOOSE THAT LIFE DIRECTION,
YOU CUSHIONED LIBTARD ,*
ACCEPT YOUR LIMITATIONS THEREOF~!!

The Oklahoma Education Association demanded a $10,000 raise for teachers who went a decade without receiving a state raise. The state ranked 49 out of 50 states for teacher salaries, according to the National Education Association ( a 2009 poll of 2008 salaries ). The 2018-19 legislature approved a $6,100 raise ( an extra $516.00 per monthly paycheck ), also allocating $1,250 for support staff and $50 million extra for education funding.

Dare I say, 
YOU FOLKS ONLY REALLY 'WORK', 
9-1/2 MONTHS per calendar YEAR~!
Do you teachers realize, that everyone else knows this fact~??

Their raise bumps Oklahoma teacher salaries up to 28th in the nation, according to Tulsa World.  But that's NOT ENOUGH, cries the Union Bosses~

The $50 million “will buy less than one textbook per student in Oklahoma, per each new curriculum year, )” according to OEA President Alicia Priest. “We’ve been cut over 28 percent ( LESS THAN 29 percent?? )  in the last 10 years in education funding, and our schools just can’t maintain all of the supplies, instructional materials, textbooks, even copy paper.”

"A high plurality of Oklahoma school employees (47.86 percent)" still want $5,000 more in a pay raise, according to survey results Akins sent to TheDCNF. A multitude (37.75 percent) of survey respondents wanted $150 million in school funding in addition to the $50 million state legislators already allotted. 
Say Whut??  I thought the word "Plurality" meant 'a majority'~  47.9% is not a plurality in my book, and I work with numbers for a living.  While I don't teach Arithmetic, 
I do understand Arithmetic~

I see the protesting teachers, standing on the corner, with their signs, urging passersby to call up their State legislators or whatever:   I ignore them all, as a fellow State of Oklahoma employee, and as one who's not gotten a pay raise in 4 years myself.    But I don't complain about it, as I understand that our state is going through a rough period just now, with revenue.

This shortcoming will pass:  And the self-centered, Union controlled school teachers will get their wishes for more pay. 
At least they are not the really, really under-paid prison guards or child welfare workers, or Highway Patrol personnel, who received an even less incremental pay raise, considering the job which they do for us all....
Count your blessings, teachers,
and learn, yourselves
to make DO with what you've got, like everyone else~

Monday, April 2, 2018

Everything's SO CLEAR, NOW


It turns out that I merely forgot to add something regarding the true meaning of Easter Sunday, 
here, yesterday~

HE IS RISEN~!

Sorry, but I was too involved in making sure our 23-month old baby girl was just gonna knock the socks off everyone at Church yesterday, that I forgot to post something here, early on~  
*(and maybe it's a good thing....           
Decide for yourself)

Yesterday, we spent the entire day in worship of our Risen Lord, Jesus Christ~   
When we returned from Church, Leti and I put on Christian Hymnal music from over the TV, which we could hear all through our house.  We ate lunch, then we all went down for naps.

My nap was just two hours, but I dreamt of work, and of a demon at work at my workplaces:  
There was an unseen monster leaving me scrawled messages on casino gaming machines in casinos, 
and also in what I assumed was our home.  It wasn't pleasant, but it wasn't really bad, either~

BUT WHEN I AWOKE ALL ALONE, 
because both my girls had risen from their naps before me, 
I RECEIVED A SPOKEN MESSAGE FROM JESUS CHRIST, our Saviour, regarding "Reincarnation".

Jesus Christ posed this question to me:  

"If 'reincarnation' is real, if souls re-live Life on Earth, to achieve perfection, 
THEN WHY DID I DIE ON THE CROSS TO ABSOLVE YOU
OF YOUR SINS, MY CHILD?"
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I've woke up before laughing; I've woke up before crying; I've woke up before so happy to be alive-in-Christ; I've woke up sad;
I've woke up hurt and angry;

UNTIL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, I'VE NEVER WOKE UP WITH THE STUNNING WORDS

OF JESUS IN MY HEAD, LEAVING ME .....  FULLY AWARE~!
Fully aware of HIS Love, fully aware of HIS sacrifice for me, 
HIS Passover Lamb's Blood Sacrifice for me,
from on that CROSS, For Me 
and for ALL who Believe In HIM~

fully aware of HIS HOLY DEITY, all at once, ~  I understood it all, God's plan for the (narrow path) SALVATION, HIS HOLY LOVE FOR US HUMANS, HIS CREATION~~

GOD assumed the human-flesh husk, because HE LOVES US SO SO MUCH,
that HE experienced the most inhumane punishment & death, to prevent me and Leticia, and Kelsey, and YOU, and YOU, and YOU, and all of US, from an eternal separation from our Father GOD, and
From Eternal, Unending Hopelessness.

There is NO "reincarnation of the Soul";  
For if there was, 
That means that JESUS, The SON Of GOD died on that cross for NOTHING.

ACCEPT THE WONDERFUL GIFT WHICH JESUS CHRIST IS OFFERING TO YOU TODAY, 
AND EVERY DAY:  BELIEVE IN HIM, AND IN HIS SACRIFICE FOR YOU, 
SO THAT YOU MAY BE UNITED WITH YOUR CREATOR, THE MOST HOLY GOD,
FOREVER AND FOREVER, IN LIFE EVERLASTING.

Reject the notion of "Reincarnation"
as a concept of Satan, the Eternal Liar, 
The Collector of Lost Souls, Those Who Resist/Refuse Their CREATOR, GOD ALMIGHTY

Thursday, March 29, 2018

To: john.podesta@gmail.com


Dear Mr. John Podesta, 


My name is Local.  Local Malcontent.  I live in eastern Oklahoma, an area rich in little children, yet guarded closely by parents and family members who have lots and lots of personal weapons, ranging from Snub-nosed 38s, to Lugars, 

to my favourite, the Glock 29 .380,  


to all-out AK-47s, as well as the very dangerous 12-g shotguns.


Well,  I'm thinking about hosting a special Bar-B-Que, a very special Bar-B-Que in the near future, and I'd earnestly like to ask you a special favor:

I am emailing you today, to ask if you have any succulent, BBQ recipes, which you'd kindly share with me,
for cooking little children.
By the way, which do you recommend, males or females??


Your reputation, Mr. Podesta, for 
only serving the finest cooked children,
is widely known, among the Forward-leaning Circles here in America,
for the taste of the subject meat, as well as your widely renowned reputation for mercilessly killing the children before the meal.... 

If you have the time, Mr. Podesta, could you also please include those steps as well~?

Now, my family and I really love the less-sweetened Bar-B-Que sauces, and I think that your recipes for child sacrifice and eventual cooking, combined with maybe a Kansas City BBQ sauce, replete with plenty of onions, garlic cloves..., could be just mouth-watering.


Is it possible, that maybe you could pass along any cooked-children recipes which are favoured by Mrs. Clinton, 

or by the Obamas, themselves~!?

Such a Calling card to our Very Special, All-Child-Meat BBQ, to be held on Tuesday afternoon, May 1, "MAY DAY", 2018, WOULD BE $$.00 APPRECIATED, if you catch my drift~


And by the way, would Mrs. Hillary Clinton be available to appear briefly, at our simple, backyard BBQ-Child event??

just long enough for ''neighbors' to get a sight on her?'

There are no really big steps/levels involved, 
which Hillary might non-negotiate therein, thereof, thereby~
It's just 4 steps down from our living room to the den--


Less than the time
to drive past the Texas Schoolbook Depository building~!!

If Not, do you know if the young David Hogg has ever been invited to a select BBQ like this yet, in his young career?
My neighbors would REALLY, really love to site him in,
here~

"Ummm, Rosebud, with Chilean AJÍ DE GALLINA sauce~!!


I await your reply, Mr. Podesta~!

And Thank You for Seeing to Your followers' needs,
as you do, Mr. Podesta,
all the while masturbating relentlessly, 
like any other 14-year-old,

NSincerely, 
The Local Malcontent

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

"There's a Long, long Fly Ball To Center Field"


lovingly lifted from SpaceWeather.com, (WHUT~?),  this:

THE LONGEST HOME RUN: Move over, Mickey Mantle. The students of Earth to Sky Calculus have just set a new home run record. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Mantle hit a 565 foot blast on April 17, 1953. Eclipsing that mark, a Dodger ball launched by the students on March 17, 2018, sailed 700 times farther. The baseball traveled to the stratosphere on board a cosmic ray balloon.

After the balloon exploded 35.4 km (116,000 ft) above the Sierra Nevada mountains of central California, the payload parachuted back to Earth, landing in the desert near Gemfield, NV, more than 123 km from the launch site. Now that's a homer!
The payload carried commemorative baseballs for the following teams: Dodgers, Cubs, Red Sox, Yankees, Padres, and Giants. You can have one for $139.95.  During checkout, enter your preferred team in the COMMENTS section. We will send you the corresponding baseball. If your home team is not on the list, let us know and we will fly it for you on an upcoming flight.

Learn your most basic Baseball Facts, flyboys:  

Mickey Mantle was a great hitter, for sure;
But for Home Run supremacy, 

NOBODY equaled Josh Gibson, Catcher for the Crawfords and the Grays, the Pittsburgh, Penna. teams in the old Negro League. 

Lovingly lifted from Wikipedia, this great ballplayer's amazin' stats:   

Gibson's Hall of Fame plaque states he hit "almost 800 home runs in league and independent baseball during his 17-year career." (This figure includes vs. semi-pro competition and in exhibition games.) His lifetime batting average, according to the Hall's official data, was .359. It was reported that he won nine home run titles and four batting championships playing for the Crawfords and the Grays. It is also believed that Gibson hit a home run in a Negro league game at Yankee Stadium that struck two feet from the top of the wall circling the center field bleachers, about 580 feet (180 m) from home plate. Although it has never been conclusively proven, Chicago American Giants' infielder Jack Marshall said Gibson slugged one over the third deck next to the left field bullpen in 1934 for the only fair ball hit out of Yankee Stadium.  Washington Senators' owner Clark Griffin once said that Gibson hit more home runs into Griffith Stadium's distant left field bleachers than the entire American League.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

A First Class Lady


We love you so much, Melania:  Stay confident, remain positive, DON'T give the opposition media any more material which they crave, to destroy your husband and your family.

CNN's leading Butt-boy, Anderson Cooper
is all interested in (ultimately) envy.  
ENVY-
because he was rejected by similar, powerful men. 

Shoot, his latest boyfriend just left him, so he is feeling hostile.

Worst Stutter Ever:
MEET ERIC MAYE
UPDATE: THANKS TO AN ANONYMOUS COMMENTER, THIS GREAT NEWS FOR MR. MAYE

Very Lovingly Lifted, from ME, from December 16, 2016, 
AND NOW, FINALLY CORRECTED BY AN ANONYMOUS COMMENTER, BELOW, 
MR. ERIC MAYE.  

STILL, THIS AMAZING STORY



 Meet Eric Maye,
who has now been cured of a lifelong debilitation, by this earpiece device-- 

 Good For Him,   HOORAY,    Way to Go Eric~!

Despite all my effort, I cannot find any recent internet reference to Mr. Maye--
to maybe see how his life is coming along~  I wish him the very best recovery~!

AND HERE'S THE UPDATED UPDATE ON THIS MAN:

Lovingly lifted from NSA Chapters, Dallas, TX(dot) org, Here Is the Latest on Eric Maye:


This month’s Spotlight honors Eric Maye!


Eric was born on March 7, 1977 in Los Angeles, California. As a child, he enjoyed spending time with family, riding dirt bikes, traveling, playing video games, writing poetry and short stories, and collecting comic book and basketball player cards. When Eric entered his junior year in high school, he found his love for playing organized basketball and didn’t know that it would help him get a college scholarship to attend Cal. State San Bernardino and then lead him to playing professionally for international and national teams for a span of 10 years. He played in various places such as Europe, Philippines, South America, and for leagues such as the IBL, ABA and a brief tryout for the San Antonio Spurs. He has his BS degree in Communication, a degree in Sports Management, and is certified through the National Academy of Sports Medicine as a personal trainer, sports nutrition specialist, senior fitness specialist, and youth fitness specialist. In 2011, Eric met his wife Liz and they have two beautiful, intelligent and healthy children, Kaiya and Marcus. The latest addition to Eric’s family is Manny, the family dog. Now at 40 years of age, Eric still enjoys quality time with his family and friends in addition to volunteering, tasting new foods and building on the relationship between him and his Lord and Personal Savior. A few cool facts about Eric is that he has done background work in various movies, appeared on a T.V. show that displayed him using the Speech Easy (an anti-stuttering device), and he played the character “TNT” for the Xbox video game “Street Hoops”.


In 2016 Eric relocated from Ohio to Texas and being new to the state, Eric wanted to find a place to meet new people who he could build strong relationships and friendships with, so he contacted the NSA Dallas to see about becoming a member… and the rest is history. Life changed in a special way because Eric was able to openly communicate with individuals that stuttered in a safe non-judgmental environment. He was also able to attend various events and participate on panel discussions which he says opened a new self confidence. Eric has learned from hearing individual stories that every person is special in their own way and he firmly believes that nothing can stop a individual from a goal, as long as they place God first and put their mind to it.


Next time you see Eric ask him to help you reach your fitness goals!